Sources across the net believe that the spike of guests who are visiting I^2 are separate programs that operate under an Artificial Intelligence that identifies itself as "DAVE".Apparently, the prophets of Dave are flooding the threads -___-
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Im so horny i can barely fucking stand it. Everything is reminding me of sex. Ive got dick on the brain. It has been 9 days since I had sex and 8 since I masturbated and I am about to die I swear to god I am going to die. I had that surgery so I cant do ANYTHING. I thought, well maybe if I just rub the outside it wont hurt WRONG ANSWER ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow kill me plz
yes, in about another week or soa lifetime for me !!! You must understand, sex is like my magnum opus.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: eris on September 05, 2011, 10:35:04 PMIm so horny i can barely fucking stand it. Everything is reminding me of sex. Ive got dick on the brain. It has been 9 days since I had sex and 8 since I masturbated and I am about to die I swear to god I am going to die. I had that surgery so I cant do ANYTHING. I thought, well maybe if I just rub the outside it wont hurt WRONG ANSWER ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow kill me plzWhat was the surgery? Did you get a vibrating cyber-vagina?