Swanson: "Whatever you do... don't provoke the bird"Gopher Gary: "What bird?"Swanson: *SCREAMS*
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I'm going to go have sex with his best friend
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I'm going to show a film in a few minutes. Waiting for the director to stop talking.
Quote from: eris on January 17, 2012, 07:58:18 PMI'm going to go have sex with his best friendThe best revenge is a life lived well. Walk away with your head held high and live your life as if he were nothing in it. i.e. Ignore the piss out of him.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: odeon on January 18, 2012, 12:07:02 PMI'm going to show a film in a few minutes. Waiting for the director to stop talking. Those artistic types, always !
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 19, 2012, 10:48:36 AMQuote from: odeon on January 18, 2012, 12:07:02 PMI'm going to show a film in a few minutes. Waiting for the director to stop talking. Those artistic types, always !I'm going to have another one blabbing on about her film today.