Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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Just realized my dog is in heat because of course she is.
Quote from: Phoenix on August 12, 2020, 10:38:06 AMJust realized my dog is in heat because of course she is.That's just so much fun.
I bought a 4 pack of waffles but there's only three in the packet
Ah, I see you've met my dog
Quote from: Phoenix on August 13, 2020, 12:09:54 PMAh, I see you've met my dog Mine is an expert at that sort of thing, from a subtle whine to a full-blown campaign involving physically pushing away the book I'm reading and dropping toys at my feet. And she won't let go.
Quote from: odeon on August 14, 2020, 12:26:30 AMQuote from: Phoenix on August 13, 2020, 12:09:54 PMAh, I see you've met my dog Mine is an expert at that sort of thing, from a subtle whine to a full-blown campaign involving physically pushing away the book I'm reading and dropping toys at my feet. And she won't let go.I find that adorable.
Quote from: Coronavirus Sheep on August 14, 2020, 12:55:53 AMQuote from: odeon on August 14, 2020, 12:26:30 AMQuote from: Phoenix on August 13, 2020, 12:09:54 PMAh, I see you've met my dog Mine is an expert at that sort of thing, from a subtle whine to a full-blown campaign involving physically pushing away the book I'm reading and dropping toys at my feet. And she won't let go.I find that adorable.The first few minutes of the first couple of dozen times can be.