Since I'm on a roll......
Ancestry.com has been bugging me to spend more money to dig deeper into my DNA profile and family tree crap. I don't care about any of that.....I got a good laugh and few surprises with my DNA results....Scandinavian (the highest percentage---those horny Vikings), western and a few spots in eastern Europe, Greece/Roman......those horny Roman soldiers.), Irish/English and the minor Spanish part. It was fun to take the test and it answered the big questions. The rest I don't care about. My family tree is more like a Normandy hedgerow, impossible to get thru and damn near impossible to see details. And as far as the regions my Canadian ancestors came from........The Gaspe Peninsula was a mild surprise, but, not that big a deal. It was quite the melting pot in that area.
So stop bugging me to expend money and time to dig deeper and deeper into a past that is full of horny Vikings and Roman soldiers and the like.
Now if you'll excuse me I have the urge to pillage and plunder some hapless villages.