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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12510 on: February 09, 2017, 07:08:56 AM »
One of these.







They're just shopping trollies that old women use. A bit smaller than that though, and they pull them along.

How does one enlarge an image on here?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12511 on: February 09, 2017, 07:58:45 AM »


How does one enlarge an image on here?


Not sure that you can. You have to size properly before uploading, as far as I know.

Try this free software called 'Irfanview"  It was originally meant as simply a viewer for most image types, but it has since evolved into an image editor with quite a few tools for image work. It also plays music files of various types, but not much with audio editing.
There are 64 bit AND 32 bit versions available.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12512 on: February 09, 2017, 08:22:46 AM »
^ Thanks. I will have to wait until I get a proper computer rather than this iPad.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12513 on: February 09, 2017, 04:00:57 PM »
We had to limit the maximum size of uploads because we don't have unlimited storage.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12514 on: February 09, 2017, 04:11:32 PM »
I mean with links, it would be good to vary the size of them. Like in the photo threads, some pictures appear massive and need to be reduced in size.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12515 on: February 09, 2017, 04:15:25 PM »
Ah. No, I think that would have to be a mod.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12516 on: February 10, 2017, 04:47:24 AM »
where the heck did they find straws - paper covered straws, and why were they chewing on the right near my head?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12517 on: February 10, 2017, 10:41:01 AM »
Better than it being your head they were chewing on.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12518 on: February 10, 2017, 10:52:44 AM »
where the heck did they find straws - paper covered straws, and why were they chewing on the right near my head?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12519 on: February 10, 2017, 12:50:07 PM »
Just had a flask break. One I found particularly useful too, a 100ml 2-neck RBF.

Cleaned up the toxic alkylating agent that went all over the place and hoping to fuck that what I'd just set up was in fact a byproduct, since there is a great deal more of another product. Only thing is, I've a nasty sinking feeling that it wasn't. Not lost the entire lot, hopefully a fair bit has stayed on the bottom of the broken RBF, since it was an oil, of extremely sticky consistency, and it was the side of the flask that gave out.

Bollocks. Best that can be done now is to attempt alkylation of the other product in another flask. But cinnamyl chloride everywhere. Thankfully not a large quantity, but still, its less than pleasant, a DNA-alkylating agent, probably mutagenic and carcinogenic. In fact I'd be astonished if it isn't.

Smells pretty pleasant though, not, thankfully, like cinnamon. Else there would be vomit to have had to clean up too. But I am NOT amused. Thats taken me weeks of tedious, drawn out workup and days without sleep. If it weren't for an antibiotic that would make me really pretty ill if I drank on it, now would be a time to get stinking fucked off drunk. With any luck that small quantity of oil will be the byproduct.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12520 on: February 10, 2017, 11:11:43 PM »
Couldn't find Dark Matter on my Kindle's Netflix. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12521 on: February 12, 2017, 11:43:00 AM »
^ Thanks. I will have to wait until I get a proper computer rather than this iPad.

Sorry, but I do not know of any Apple friendly version of "Irfanview".

To run it on an Apple product you would need to have a full fledged Apple MAC type computer, capable of running "Windows" type software within a safe "window" not affecting the actual operating system that Apple produces. I am fairly sure that that type of software can not be run one of the various half measures that Apple produces, like a pad of any sort.

I have heard of a thing called Photoshop Express that seems to work on a pad, but I have not seen it in action.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12522 on: February 12, 2017, 11:53:32 AM »
^ Thanks. I will have to wait until I get a proper computer rather than this iPad.

Sorry, but I do not know of any Apple friendly version of "Irfanview".

To run it on an Apple product you would need to have a full fledged Apple MAC type computer, capable of running "Windows" type software within a safe "window" not affecting the actual operating system that Apple produces. I am fairly sure that that type of software can not be run one of the various half measures that Apple produces, like a pad of any sort.

I have heard of a thing called Photoshop Express that seems to work on a pad, but I have not seen it in action.

As I said, a proper computer. Not this piece of crap. But thanks. :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12523 on: February 12, 2017, 02:45:24 PM »
Butyric acid. 'nuff said.

I can still smell its vile stench from use of the anhydride two days ago on my hands whilst it was being stripped a room distance, Smells like puke, only worse, concentrated eau-de-barf, or fat gone rancid. Its awful and it follows you like the devil himself collecting an indebted soul.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12524 on: February 14, 2017, 04:24:02 PM »
Butyric acid. 'nuff said.

I can still smell its vile stench from use of the anhydride two days ago on my hands whilst it was being stripped a room distance, Smells like puke, only worse, concentrated eau-de-barf, or fat gone rancid. Its awful and it follows you like the devil himself collecting an indebted soul.

  A bunch of old plastics used in tool handles degrades and gets a white film on it containing butyric acid,  that's some sticky stuff :zombiefuck:  I usually clean them off then coat them in polyurethane which seems to keep them from going bad again for awhile at least
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