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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7545 on: January 09, 2014, 09:33:09 PM »
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Can't find the reason/motivation/whatever to go to sleep, yet I am dead tired.

Time to postwhore! :arrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7546 on: January 09, 2014, 11:42:44 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 09, 2014, 01:05:43 PM
I hate my laptop!!

I just spent twenty minutes typing (yeah, I post walls of text - I am obsessive about my own life, which seems important to me at times)

Then, I somehow got too close to the shit thing that acts as a mouse replacement and everything was selected then overwritten.

I will try again, since I am SO FLICKING obsessed with my life, but FUCK!!

Thought I had that thing turned down all the way!  Why in the fuck does it still protend so sensitively.

If you use Firefox, install Lazarus. Also available for Chrome.

It's a lifesaver.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7547 on: January 09, 2014, 11:44:56 PM »
Woke up to a massive headache and the makings of a migraine attack. The headache is pre-migraine but I suspect I may well get a full-blown migraine attack later today.

Yay me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7548 on: January 10, 2014, 09:55:41 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 09, 2014, 11:44:56 PM
Woke up to a massive headache and the makings of a migraine attack. The headache is pre-migraine but I suspect I may well get a full-blown migraine attack later today.

Yay me.

I hate that period of time when your waiting to see if a migraine is coming or not sometimes I would rather just have it and get over with it  than sit around wondering if it's going to happen



My bitch my knee is paining me hopefully it doesn't get to the point where I have a hard time walking like it did a couple years ago
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7549 on: January 11, 2014, 02:01:52 AM »
Quote from: Parts on January 10, 2014, 09:55:41 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 09, 2014, 11:44:56 PM
Woke up to a massive headache and the makings of a migraine attack. The headache is pre-migraine but I suspect I may well get a full-blown migraine attack later today.

Yay me.

I hate that period of time when your waiting to see if a migraine is coming or not sometimes I would rather just have it and get over with it  than sit around wondering if it's going to happen

It didn't but the headache lingered all day.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7550 on: January 11, 2014, 08:25:13 AM »
Quote from: Jack on January 04, 2014, 03:35:13 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 04, 2014, 01:55:03 AM
Quote from: bodie on January 03, 2014, 05:59:20 PM
Good men are about as rare as rocking horse shit!

Women who hate men should just go find some pussy and shut the fuck about men.

We MEN have a few well deserved bitches about "some" bitches as well, you know.  But bitches are almost free, these days. No problem finding a new one.

 ::)

Indeed. Jack has a very good man, and a good boy growing to be a good man.

  I so want to plus Jack, or hug her, or do something else annoying.  :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7551 on: January 11, 2014, 08:26:45 AM »
Quote from: bodie on January 04, 2014, 06:10:20 AM
'Having the painters in'  is a metaphor!

It gives me a golden ticket to switch moods several times a day.

  What part of England are you from again?  You and your funny Brit slang!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7552 on: January 11, 2014, 08:28:05 AM »
  Pedestrians in a marked crosswalk have the right of way, but some drivers do NOT respect that!  :mad:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7553 on: January 11, 2014, 09:13:11 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 08:25:13 AM
Quote from: Jack on January 04, 2014, 03:35:13 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 04, 2014, 01:55:03 AM
Quote from: bodie on January 03, 2014, 05:59:20 PM
Good men are about as rare as rocking horse shit!

Women who hate men should just go find some pussy and shut the fuck about men.

We MEN have a few well deserved bitches about "some" bitches as well, you know.  But bitches are almost free, these days. No problem finding a new one.

 ::)

Indeed. Jack has a very good man, and a good boy growing to be a good man.

  I so want to plus Jack, or hug her, or do something else annoying.  :)

Do it! :viking:

Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 08:26:45 AM
Quote from: bodie on January 04, 2014, 06:10:20 AM
'Having the painters in'  is a metaphor!

It gives me a golden ticket to switch moods several times a day.

  What part of England are you from again?  You and your funny Brit slang!  :laugh:

I know, but I won't tell you. :P Link

Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 08:28:05 AM
  Pedestrians in a marked crosswalk have the right of way, but some drivers do NOT respect that!  :mad:

Some? :hahaha: :P

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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7554 on: January 11, 2014, 12:34:44 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 09:13:11 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 08:28:05 AM
  Pedestrians in a marked crosswalk have the right of way, but some drivers do NOT respect that!  :mad:

Some? :hahaha: :P



  I'm telling you, they see you running across the crosswalk and they don't even slow down!   :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7555 on: January 11, 2014, 12:38:22 PM »
  And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety!

   I'm lucky I wasn't run over!  I'm getting too old for this shit!   :oldman:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7556 on: January 11, 2014, 12:46:42 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:38:22 PM
  And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety!

   I'm lucky I wasn't run over!  I'm getting too old for this shit!   :oldman:

Give them the :flamer:. Teach them to respect their elders! :rollingpin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7557 on: January 11, 2014, 12:49:33 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 12:46:42 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:38:22 PM
  And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety!

   I'm lucky I wasn't run over!  I'm getting too old for this shit!   :oldman:

Give them the :flamer:. Teach them to respect their elders! :rollingpin:

  Alas, I have no weapon, and they're going so fast I couldn't catch them anyway.   :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7558 on: January 11, 2014, 12:58:41 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:49:33 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 12:46:42 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:38:22 PM
  And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety!

   I'm lucky I wasn't run over!  I'm getting too old for this shit!   :oldman:

Give them the :flamer:. Teach them to respect their elders! :rollingpin:

  Alas, I have no weapon, and they're going so fast I couldn't catch them anyway.   :dunno:

Ask to borrow one of PPK's toys. :tooledup:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7559 on: January 11, 2014, 01:01:46 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 12:58:41 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:49:33 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 12:46:42 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:38:22 PM
  And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety!

   I'm lucky I wasn't run over!  I'm getting too old for this shit!   :oldman:

Give them the :flamer:. Teach them to respect their elders! :rollingpin:

  Alas, I have no weapon, and they're going so fast I couldn't catch them anyway.   :dunno:

Ask to borrow one of PPK's toys. :tooledup:

  Guns are not toys, they must be handled with the utmost care and respect!  :police:
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