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Offline odeon

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13335 on: July 25, 2017, 11:45:40 PM »
Why is it that mornings are so awful?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13336 on: July 26, 2017, 07:35:16 AM »
Quote from: odeon on July 25, 2017, 11:45:40 PM
Why is it that mornings are so awful?

Because they are mornings, and mornings suck.

Unless you are one of those insane weirdos like my SO that love mornings. :roar:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13337 on: July 26, 2017, 07:42:35 AM »
I love mornings. :hide: But then, I'm not working at the moment. Otherwise I would hate them too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13338 on: July 26, 2017, 08:11:37 AM »
Quote from: 'andersom' on July 25, 2017, 05:27:20 PM
The beans I bought today were awful. What a waste of time and energy, taking the tips off, checking for threads, breaking them in two, boiling them and then getting extremely disappointed at how they turn out.
I love good fresh green beans. Not the first time I bought a batch like this in this shop. Will not buy them fresh again for a long time. Uhhhm, that means I will not buy green beans for a long long time, because local shop now doesn't sell frozen beans anymore, only in pots. That's like buying snot with the shape of beans.
I hate when that happens. All the effort for a dish you're looking forward to and they taste like garbage.

I also like mornings. I'm an early to bed, early to rise type.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13339 on: July 26, 2017, 02:47:16 PM »
I was able to enjoy 1 small batch of tender young green beans before the groundhog found them.

I hope they gave him gas.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13340 on: July 27, 2017, 12:11:32 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on July 26, 2017, 07:35:16 AM
Quote from: odeon on July 25, 2017, 11:45:40 PM
Why is it that mornings are so awful?

Because they are mornings, and mornings suck.

Unless you are one of those insane weirdos like my SO that love mornings. :roar:

Kill them. Kill them all.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13341 on: July 27, 2017, 05:51:36 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on July 26, 2017, 02:47:16 PM
I was able to enjoy 1 small batch of tender young green beans before the groundhog found them.

I hope they gave him gas.

  Gassy Gary gopher guts!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13342 on: July 27, 2017, 09:28:41 AM »
Not my bitch, but a friend has claimed disability for her daughter.  The daughter has Tuberous Sclerosis Complex (TSC) has been fairly severely affected by the disease.  The mom started about 7 months ago.  Her latest phone call resulted in, "Uhm, it seems there were some questions I didn't ask you at the initial interview."  WTF?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13343 on: July 27, 2017, 09:50:22 AM »
Quote from: odeon on July 27, 2017, 12:11:32 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on July 26, 2017, 07:35:16 AM
Quote from: odeon on July 25, 2017, 11:45:40 PM
Why is it that mornings are so awful?

Because they are mornings, and mornings suck.

Unless you are one of those insane weirdos like my SO that love mornings. :roar:

Kill them. Kill them all.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13344 on: July 27, 2017, 12:34:24 PM »
Jesus, inventor of the original Hawaiian straw dress*, Christ.. my legs feel really tired this evening. Why?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13345 on: July 27, 2017, 08:32:27 PM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on July 27, 2017, 05:51:36 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on July 26, 2017, 02:47:16 PM
I was able to enjoy 1 small batch of tender young green beans before the groundhog found them.

I hope they gave him gas.

  Gassy Gary gopher guts!  :laugh:

I find my gas to be a positive for when I feel like sharing stuff.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13346 on: July 27, 2017, 11:46:41 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix on July 27, 2017, 09:50:22 AM
Quote from: odeon on July 27, 2017, 12:11:32 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on July 26, 2017, 07:35:16 AM
Quote from: odeon on July 25, 2017, 11:45:40 PM
Why is it that mornings are so awful?

Because they are mornings, and mornings suck.

Unless you are one of those insane weirdos like my SO that love mornings. :roar:

Kill them. Kill them all.
(emo)

:laugh:

This accurately reflects my mornings.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13347 on: July 28, 2017, 12:47:53 AM »
Mornings can be good, when being the only one awake.

But beds are most comfortable in the morning. It is a stupid design for those who have to get up early.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13348 on: July 28, 2017, 05:44:29 AM »
I've already had one kitchen cupboard door barred shut, now my younger kitty can get the other one open and I had to stop him by putting sticky tape over the door :zombiefuck:

He'll be opening the fridge next!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13349 on: July 28, 2017, 05:50:19 AM »
Quote from: Charlotte Quin on July 28, 2017, 05:44:29 AM
I've already had one kitchen cupboard door barred shut, now my younger kitty can get the other one open and I had to stop him by putting sticky tape over the door :zombiefuck:

He'll be opening the fridge next!!

  Secure your alcoholic beverages!    :opkikkertje:  :cat:
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