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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6045 on: August 18, 2013, 03:34:07 PM »
Oh  :-\
Basic biology.
Lots of plants have flowers that are both masculine and feminine. Lots, but certainly not all.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6046 on: August 18, 2013, 03:42:22 PM »
Hamilton, OH: When Edwin Tobergta got out of jail for having sex with a pool raft, he was pumped. So was the pool raft, apparently, because Tobergta was arrested again for having sex with the same pool raft.

Tobergta’s wet and wild trysts first made a splash in 2011 when the then-32-year-old was caught getting freaky with his neighbor’s pink, inflatable raft in an Ohio alleyway. The neighbor called police to report that Tobergta was on top of the floatational device with his pants “down around his ankles.” The suspect fled — with the raft — and was arrested a short time later.

Today, Tobergta was indicted by a Butler County grand jury after a child witnessed him last month stepping out his back door, naked, then having “sexual relations with a rubber pool float,” police told WHIO. The same “rubber pool float” he’d de-felated in 2011.

He’s been arrested at least five times in the past for similar offenses, including a July 2008 conviction for felony public indecency.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6047 on: August 18, 2013, 03:43:48 PM »
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6048 on: August 18, 2013, 05:42:16 PM »
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6049 on: August 18, 2013, 05:45:10 PM »
I'm thinking about my move back to SR.

  What is SR?  I though you were moving to Florida.  Why are you always moving?  :orly:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6050 on: August 18, 2013, 05:46:34 PM »
Are there male flowers? I had no idea  :-\

  You need to explore the exciting world of plant porn!  :flowersex:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6051 on: August 18, 2013, 07:01:38 PM »
Yeah...ever seen that video of CBC with a big long cycad cone up her...err......i mean....yes, plants can have both sexes, be hermaphrodite or a mixture.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6052 on: August 18, 2013, 07:12:35 PM »
Yeah...ever seen that video of CBC with a big long cycad cone up her...err......i mean....yes, plants can have both sexes, be hermaphrodite or a mixture.

  I represent couldbecousin and would like to state that the aforementioned video is a figment of someone's imagination.  :police:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6053 on: August 18, 2013, 08:09:54 PM »
I'm thinking about my move back to SR.

  What is SR?  I though you were moving to Florida.  Why are you always moving?  :orly:

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6054 on: August 18, 2013, 11:28:50 PM »
Zumba rocks.  :headbang2:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6055 on: August 19, 2013, 03:39:24 AM »
^ when you are the observer, or the participant??  :o

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6056 on: August 19, 2013, 10:07:34 AM »
Giraffe. 2013
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6057 on: August 19, 2013, 01:09:46 PM »
^ when you are the observer, or the participant??  :o

Observer.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6058 on: August 19, 2013, 02:32:11 PM »
They scheduled it for Wednesday!  Nooooooooooooo.  It's a good thing I love PA.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6059 on: August 19, 2013, 07:30:50 PM »
They scheduled it for Wednesday!  Nooooooooooooo.  It's a good thing I love PA.

Prince Albert or Pennsylvania?
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