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Quote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 07:41:40 AMQuote from: Peter on December 04, 2012, 07:28:45 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 04, 2012, 06:50:12 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 01:05:27 AM I haven't been in a hair salon in 8, 9, maybe 10 years. Cutting your own hair is My hair hasn't been cut for 12 years. How long is it now? Is it waist length? I think it reaches my waist when I'm in the shower, where it's weighed down by the water and I've run my fingers through it to sort out any tangles. When it's dry, it curls up and only reaches half-way down my back. I don't think it'll get any longer; I seem to be at a stable equilibrium with hairs shedding once they're a certain length and being replaced by new ones.
Quote from: Peter on December 04, 2012, 07:28:45 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 04, 2012, 06:50:12 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 01:05:27 AM I haven't been in a hair salon in 8, 9, maybe 10 years. Cutting your own hair is My hair hasn't been cut for 12 years. How long is it now? Is it waist length?
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 04, 2012, 06:50:12 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 01:05:27 AM I haven't been in a hair salon in 8, 9, maybe 10 years. Cutting your own hair is My hair hasn't been cut for 12 years.
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 01:05:27 AM I haven't been in a hair salon in 8, 9, maybe 10 years. Cutting your own hair is
I haven't been in a hair salon in 8, 9, maybe 10 years.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Peter on December 04, 2012, 01:26:09 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 07:41:40 AMQuote from: Peter on December 04, 2012, 07:28:45 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 04, 2012, 06:50:12 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 01:05:27 AM I haven't been in a hair salon in 8, 9, maybe 10 years. Cutting your own hair is My hair hasn't been cut for 12 years. How long is it now? Is it waist length? I think it reaches my waist when I'm in the shower, where it's weighed down by the water and I've run my fingers through it to sort out any tangles. When it's dry, it curls up and only reaches half-way down my back. I don't think it'll get any longer; I seem to be at a stable equilibrium with hairs shedding once they're a certain length and being replaced by new ones.I've not yet reached that state, albeit I usually decide that I'm aggravated with my hair and chop it all off before it really gets the chance. You ever consider a haircut, Peter?
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 04, 2012, 09:27:44 PMQuote from: Peter on December 04, 2012, 01:26:09 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 07:41:40 AMQuote from: Peter on December 04, 2012, 07:28:45 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 04, 2012, 06:50:12 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 01:05:27 AM I haven't been in a hair salon in 8, 9, maybe 10 years. Cutting your own hair is My hair hasn't been cut for 12 years. How long is it now? Is it waist length? I think it reaches my waist when I'm in the shower, where it's weighed down by the water and I've run my fingers through it to sort out any tangles. When it's dry, it curls up and only reaches half-way down my back. I don't think it'll get any longer; I seem to be at a stable equilibrium with hairs shedding once they're a certain length and being replaced by new ones.I've not yet reached that state, albeit I usually decide that I'm aggravated with my hair and chop it all off before it really gets the chance. You ever consider a haircut, Peter?Why would I want a haircut when I have such awesome hair?
Quote from: Peter on December 05, 2012, 04:51:23 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 04, 2012, 09:27:44 PMQuote from: Peter on December 04, 2012, 01:26:09 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 07:41:40 AMQuote from: Peter on December 04, 2012, 07:28:45 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 04, 2012, 06:50:12 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 04, 2012, 01:05:27 AM I haven't been in a hair salon in 8, 9, maybe 10 years. Cutting your own hair is My hair hasn't been cut for 12 years. How long is it now? Is it waist length? I think it reaches my waist when I'm in the shower, where it's weighed down by the water and I've run my fingers through it to sort out any tangles. When it's dry, it curls up and only reaches half-way down my back. I don't think it'll get any longer; I seem to be at a stable equilibrium with hairs shedding once they're a certain length and being replaced by new ones.I've not yet reached that state, albeit I usually decide that I'm aggravated with my hair and chop it all off before it really gets the chance. You ever consider a haircut, Peter?Why would I want a haircut when I have such awesome hair?for SCIENCE. See if cutting off a few inches changes your hair's maximum growth length.
I wonder if I buy the cheaper off-the-shelf keratin treatment will any salon put the stuff in for me? Or are they only willing to do the treatments using their own overpriced stuff? (GK, Bhave, Coppola, Brazillian Blowout etc). Salons these days won't even let you BYO store bought hair colour, they make you use theirs
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
All I'm thinking right now is fuck you. And not to anyone in particular.
Quote from: MissKitty on December 05, 2012, 06:54:43 PMAll I'm thinking right now is fuck you. And not to anyone in particular.I am nobody in particular, and now my feelings are terribly, terribly hurt
Quote from: One L on December 06, 2012, 09:53:46 AMQuote from: MissKitty on December 05, 2012, 06:54:43 PMAll I'm thinking right now is fuck you. And not to anyone in particular.I am nobody in particular, and now my feelings are terribly, terribly hurt You totally need to sue her! Feelings are uber-serious business.
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 06, 2012, 09:58:34 AMQuote from: One L on December 06, 2012, 09:53:46 AMQuote from: MissKitty on December 05, 2012, 06:54:43 PMAll I'm thinking right now is fuck you. And not to anyone in particular.I am nobody in particular, and now my feelings are terribly, terribly hurt You totally need to sue her! Feelings are uber-serious business. My feelings are always being hurt. I am uber-sensitive because of my condition-previously-known-as-Ass-Burgers.