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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4050 on: September 19, 2012, 07:05:45 AM »
Ye'd better put her in a special wench category! :arrr:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4051 on: September 19, 2012, 05:13:21 PM »
http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/our-flavors#

HOLY GOD THIS MUST BE HOW MEN FEEL ABOUT PORN

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MEN WHO LOOK AT PORN AND THEN DECIDE THEY SHOULD GO OUT AND PURCHASE A CARTON OR TWO OF WOMAN AT SOME POINT, ANYWAY
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4052 on: September 19, 2012, 05:20:20 PM »
And now I'm thinking, it says a lot about my life that my first thought in response to this:



Was "which one?"

And then it took me like half a minute to realize this is a "yo mama" joke, and not primarily meant to insult one's father(s).
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

TheoK

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4053 on: September 19, 2012, 05:28:13 PM »
1mg of Rohypnol and I can't sleep anyway  :thumbdn:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4054 on: September 19, 2012, 06:21:17 PM »
I'm going to be making a list, checking it twice.  And this is not about Christmas.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4055 on: September 19, 2012, 06:52:23 PM »
I hope tomorrow goes well
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4056 on: September 19, 2012, 08:09:51 PM »
Its your OWN drink thats meant to go in, lit :P

And currently thinking...fuck bank managers and the pricks that toady for them, fuckwits wanted to charge me £25 to sent a damn bank wire. Which I find out they do for free via a phone line...only if its never been done over the phone before one has to wait a full working week.

Walked into a branch of the guy I was trying to pay in the end, and just deposited directly.

Bunch of bloody moneygrubbing sharks. the lot of em' need flaying alive and kicking face-first onto one of those portable waffle iron thingies.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4057 on: September 19, 2012, 11:04:37 PM »
I'm really sick of the 12-yo.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4058 on: September 20, 2012, 08:59:29 AM »
Quote from: Lit on September 19, 2012, 05:28:13 PM
1mg of Rohypnol and I can't sleep anyway  :thumbdn:

Were you hoping to date-rape yourself?  :autism:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4059 on: September 20, 2012, 09:53:34 AM »
 :agreed: :indeed:  :viking:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4060 on: September 20, 2012, 12:53:23 PM »
Not thinking a lot.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4061 on: September 20, 2012, 06:12:39 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4062 on: September 20, 2012, 09:41:07 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 18, 2012, 10:59:57 PM
Quote from: renaeden on September 18, 2012, 09:29:56 PM
Lately I have been thinking that I could do a whole lot more with my life if I weren't autistic. :-\

:hug:

I know what you mean.
Thanks for understanding.
At this point in time I think if I were offered a cure I would take it. I know some autistics say they are proud and all but for me I see no benefits.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4063 on: September 20, 2012, 11:21:05 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on September 20, 2012, 09:41:07 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 18, 2012, 10:59:57 PM
Quote from: renaeden on September 18, 2012, 09:29:56 PM
Lately I have been thinking that I could do a whole lot more with my life if I weren't autistic. :-\

:hug:

I know what you mean.
Thanks for understanding.
At this point in time I think if I were offered a cure I would take it. I know some autistics say they are proud and all but for me I see no benefits.

I'd take it, too. I'd worry about my obsessions but on the whole, I'd be better off.

That's a good idea for a topic. It's been done elsewhere but not here, AFAIK.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4064 on: September 20, 2012, 11:30:50 PM »
Tomorrow, the weekend is upon us.  :hyke:
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