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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3585 on: July 13, 2012, 03:52:22 PM »

I, on the other hand want is a smart, funny, kind and honest adult who has his shit at least as well together as me and whose physical appearance at least doesn't actively repel me, to be close friends with and who's a fantastic lay, (or is trainable, which amounts to the same).  Which I know actually *is* a really tall order to fill.

I suppose the first question is "where are you looking"?  That doesn't actually seem like a tall order to fill.
Earth.   :laugh:

To be a little more specific, I'm looking for guys withing an hour's driving distance of me who're in their mid to late 20s.

It really is difficult to find someone who's actually intelligent, actually kind, and actually honest- just in general, not even to date.  And finding such a person who isn't developmentally still in his teen or college years seems next to fucking impossible.  Everyone's either still living at home or doesn't have a car or is in an even worse financial situation than I am.  Or drinks a lot.  Or wants kids (usually because of a lack of foresight/understanding about what having kids would actually be like, vs. the idea that they would somehow be immortalized by breeding.)
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3586 on: July 13, 2012, 05:20:36 PM »
I miss Jack. She was cool.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3587 on: July 13, 2012, 05:21:29 PM »
I think the wench cheated before. She doesn't know Latin  8)

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3588 on: July 13, 2012, 05:25:15 PM »
^Coffee wasted.

    :agreed:   I love most sweet things, but cannot drink sweetened coffee!
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3589 on: July 13, 2012, 05:26:33 PM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3590 on: July 13, 2012, 06:17:28 PM »
I think the wench cheated before. She doesn't know Latin  8)
Sane, paululum linguae Latinae dico.  Id legi modo hic modo illic. Vero, Latine loqui non est difficilissimum.  Lingua speciem involutam praebet, sed sat cito eam comprehendes.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3591 on: July 15, 2012, 09:30:25 AM »
....were we/have we been flirting, or not?  Have I actually been trying to figure that out for MONTHS, now???
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3592 on: July 15, 2012, 09:31:21 AM »
Pueeeeeeeeella!!! :arrr:

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3593 on: July 15, 2012, 09:34:29 AM »
Pueeeeeeeeella!!! :arrr:
Hate to break it to you, but I wasn't referring to you.  :P
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3594 on: July 15, 2012, 09:44:35 AM »
Pueeeeeeeeella!!! :arrr:
Hate to break it to you, but I wasn't referring to you.  :P

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3595 on: July 15, 2012, 09:52:12 AM »
Caballus Latinum erit tristis  :asthing:

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3596 on: July 16, 2012, 08:51:55 AM »
I miss my sister. She's flying back from Turkey tomorrow but she still lives 18 hours away from me so I won't be seeing her any time soon.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3597 on: July 16, 2012, 10:20:24 AM »
Pastrami sandwiches for lunch, yum.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3598 on: July 16, 2012, 12:29:12 PM »
will it rain today?
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #3599 on: July 16, 2012, 01:02:27 PM »
where the hell is that checkbook?
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