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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2400 on: March 12, 2012, 02:21:24 PM »
Thinking of where to draw the line between business and personal.

Try drawing it at your waistline?
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2401 on: March 12, 2012, 02:30:45 PM »
Thinking of where to draw the line between business and personal.

Try drawing it at your waistline?

I always thought that being up to my balls in another man's ass was the best way to build a business rapport.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2402 on: March 12, 2012, 03:15:43 PM »
:kumbaya:

Yes, that is what I'm thinking.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2403 on: March 12, 2012, 03:28:59 PM »
Diamond tools are awesome.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2404 on: March 12, 2012, 05:02:38 PM »
Thinking of where to draw the line between business and personal.

Try drawing it at your waistline?

I always thought that being up to my balls in another man's ass was the best way to rape a business.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2405 on: March 12, 2012, 05:13:00 PM »
I just found out one of my favourite macho authors Ernest Hemmingway had a trans child.  Wow you learn something new every day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Hemingway

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2406 on: March 12, 2012, 05:33:23 PM »
I really prefer to have the ignore status private.  That way the possibility of hurt feelings is lessened.  Sometimes I want to put someone on ignore for a "silly, personal" reason for just a short while.  If they don't know about it then I don't have to explain it to them. 

(And I can continue my delusion that I am beloved by all here.)

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2407 on: March 12, 2012, 06:32:02 PM »
My life has dramatically improved, so much more peaceful, since I eliminated talking completely.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2408 on: March 12, 2012, 07:25:07 PM »
I kinda like the pics I took of myself today.  Hooray for odd moments of self-esteem.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2409 on: March 12, 2012, 08:58:22 PM »
Thinking of where to draw the line between business and personal.

Try drawing it at your waistline?

It's more of a metaphorical line than a physical one.

Did I ruin the joke?  :asthing:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2410 on: March 12, 2012, 09:06:15 PM »
Thinking of where to draw the line between business and personal.

Try drawing it at your waistline?

It's more of a metaphorical line than a physical one.

Did I ruin the joke?  :asthing:

Nah, it was a poor excuse of a joke.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2411 on: March 12, 2012, 09:08:11 PM »
Yeah well thats just like, your... opinion man.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2412 on: March 13, 2012, 12:22:04 AM »
My life has dramatically improved, so much more peaceful, since I eliminated talking completely.

I'm sure it could be even more peaceful if you stopped posting completely, too.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2413 on: March 13, 2012, 01:30:18 AM »
Now that I think of it, it would be even more peaceful for you if you stopped breathing. Just sayin'.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2414 on: March 13, 2012, 01:48:57 AM »
I hate your bloody motherfucking guts.