im thinking about something that happened a few weeks ago and thought id share and make you all laugh at me
I was giving that teenage boy a blowjob and my phone kept ringing. i kept ignoring it. well my ringtone is a loud heavy metal song so the boy wanted to turn the phone off. So the next time it went off he saw the screen and said "it's your dad". i took it off him and turned the phone off.
The mood was like, ugh... I finished blowing him of course, but the whole time kept thinking that my dad wanted to talk to me at the same time i was giving head and it made me want to just die.