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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1380 on: November 27, 2011, 04:58:04 AM »
that the residue from the last smoke which happened in my grandfathers old pipe has aged and as a consequence tastes awesome.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1381 on: November 27, 2011, 05:27:25 AM »
When I part my unibrow, I always worry that I'll shave off too much and end up missing a chunk of eyebrow.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1382 on: November 27, 2011, 07:09:51 AM »
Thinking that this hearty cottage pie we're gonna be having will help my illness.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1383 on: November 27, 2011, 09:36:11 AM »
I think the tear duct in my right eye is partially blocked.  :nerd!:

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1384 on: November 27, 2011, 09:42:04 AM »
Thinking about group dynamics here.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1385 on: November 27, 2011, 01:50:22 PM »
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1386 on: November 27, 2011, 02:59:59 PM »
Thinking maybe the time has come this chap has to buy himself a pair of glasses (to read/short distance).
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1387 on: November 27, 2011, 03:33:27 PM »
Thinking maybe the time has come this chap has to buy himself a pair of glasses (to read/short distance).
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1388 on: November 27, 2011, 07:04:56 PM »
It amuses me that I came up with the name "Spasticity" all those years ago.  Looks like some people lack the creativity to come up with a better one  :zoinks:

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1389 on: November 27, 2011, 07:09:58 PM »
It amuses me that people can complain abou being lonely , and yet after someone tries to be a genuine friend and listens to all their problems with concern , they are discardingt for creating a smiley they didn't like , Looks like some people lack the decency to keep friends.  :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1390 on: November 27, 2011, 07:13:59 PM »
Decency?  :lol:  Don't make me laugh.

If decency to you is preying on people's weaknesses, then I'm glad you have decided that Butterflies is a much better friend than me.  Good luck with that one.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1391 on: November 27, 2011, 07:14:31 PM »
It amuses me that I came up with the name "Spasticity" all those years ago.  Looks like some people lack the creativity to come up with a better one  :zoinks:
Spasticity was already a word though. Infact there's loads of forums out there called spasticity.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1392 on: November 27, 2011, 07:16:29 PM »
It amuses me that I came up with the name "Spasticity" all those years ago.  Looks like some people lack the creativity to come up with a better one  :zoinks:
Spasticity was already a word though.

You don't say  :tard:

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1393 on: November 27, 2011, 07:20:27 PM »
Decency?  :lol:  Don't make me laugh.

If decency to you is preying on people's weaknesses, then I'm glad you have decided that Butterflies is a much better friend than me.  Good luck with that one.

Decency , yes something you utterly lack.

Did I turn on you as soon as you posted the callout against butterflies? , did I say you were overreacting? , did I say anything like that, nope.

You however , deleted Adam for a very childish reason - someone who has been probably the greatest friend you'll ever have , not counting TOW , and then as soon as I added this smiley: Pyraxis , decided I had somehow decided Butterflies was a better friend?

I didn't make that decision , however you have proved it.

If anyone needs to learn decency it is you my sweet , I mean as you said just look at your track record with friends , how many of those friendships did you fuck up?
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1394 on: November 27, 2011, 07:22:34 PM »
Wondering why the hell the emoticon replacement Pyraxis has been not only added but allowed to live for as long as it has.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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