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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #960 on: October 27, 2011, 04:35:59 AM »
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On a typical Friday night I am:
the same thing i do every night pinky... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Seriously, this was only slightly funny the first time out of the '000's of times I've seen this in someone's OKC profile :wanker:

 Never mind that, who's Pinky?   :dunno:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #961 on: October 27, 2011, 04:37:33 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 04:35:59 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on October 27, 2011, 04:34:47 AM
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On a typical Friday night I am:
the same thing i do every night pinky... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Seriously, this was only slightly funny the first time out of the '000's of times I've seen this in someone's OKC profile :wanker:

 Never mind that, who's Pinky?   :dunno:

Pinky and the Brain, it's a quote from the stupid cartoon.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #962 on: October 27, 2011, 04:41:48 AM »
Quote from: Peter on October 27, 2011, 01:28:11 AM
Quote from: eris on October 26, 2011, 09:24:38 PM
I'm thinking how silly it is that guys stifle their moaning. They have no idea how hot we find that. I guess they think it is not manly or something. But it's not like your boys are there to judge you ( I hope not anyway)

So , you hear that all you men out there ? You moaning is hot. Do it more.

I don't stifle my moaning; it just never feels good enough for moaning to occur in the first place.
'at's why we like teh moaning- it's validating.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #963 on: October 27, 2011, 05:32:27 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 27, 2011, 04:41:48 AM
Quote from: Peter on October 27, 2011, 01:28:11 AM
Quote from: eris on October 26, 2011, 09:24:38 PM
I'm thinking how silly it is that guys stifle their moaning. They have no idea how hot we find that. I guess they think it is not manly or something. But it's not like your boys are there to judge you ( I hope not anyway)

So , you hear that all you men out there ? You moaning is hot. Do it more.

I don't stifle my moaning; it just never feels good enough for moaning to occur in the first place.
'at's why we like teh moaning- it's validating.

Maybe I should fake it.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #964 on: October 27, 2011, 05:51:54 AM »
I find it's better to moan then hold it in!   ;)
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #965 on: October 27, 2011, 06:10:55 AM »
i am thinking why oh why have i turned into some
sort of sexual deviant the last few days :P

and yes, arse is getting bigger
could there be some kind of connection? :o
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #966 on: October 27, 2011, 06:13:41 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on October 27, 2011, 06:10:55 AM
i am thinking why oh why have i turned into some
sort of sexual deviant the last few days :P

and yes, arse is getting bigger
could there be some kind of connection? :o

 Maybe you are experiencing an estrogen surge!   :orly:



 Disclaimer: I am NOT a medical professional, this post is purely speculation for entertainment purposes.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #967 on: October 27, 2011, 11:46:42 AM »
I love this time of the year.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #968 on: October 27, 2011, 01:21:24 PM »
for fuuuuuuuuuuuuck's saaaaaaaaaaaake
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #969 on: October 27, 2011, 02:12:33 PM »
1. I like it when guys moan, but don't fake it. I don't fake orgasms, I don't want him to fake it either

2. I'm sure boddacea's arse is fab

3. I'm really hungry but I want someone else to cook for me instead  :green:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #970 on: October 27, 2011, 02:49:27 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 27, 2011, 02:12:33 PM
1. I like it when guys moan, but don't fake it. I don't fake orgasms, I don't want him to fake it either

2. I'm sure boddacea's arse is fab

3. I'm really hungry but I want someone else to cook for me instead  :green:

1. I have faked orgasms, but 95% of the time it is real. I really only fake it he is really trying to give me another one and it just aint gonna happen and I want to go to bed.

2. her ass IS fab

3.  I am hungry too, time for dinner :D
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #971 on: October 27, 2011, 02:56:56 PM »
I've eaten far too much crap today.  Can't even sexercise it off  :(
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #972 on: October 27, 2011, 03:16:15 PM »
Quote from: eris on October 27, 2011, 02:49:27 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 27, 2011, 02:12:33 PM
1. I like it when guys moan, but don't fake it. I don't fake orgasms, I don't want him to fake it either

2. I'm sure boddacea's arse is fab

3. I'm really hungry but I want someone else to cook for me instead  :green:

1. I have faked orgasms, but 95% of the time it is real. I really only fake it he is really trying to give me another one and it just aint gonna happen and I want to go to bed.

Hmm...maybe it would be kinder if I faked in that situation? My standard response is "It ain't gonna happen but thanks for trying" :laugh:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #973 on: October 27, 2011, 03:18:52 PM »
Once I fell asleep giving a handjob. We were kinda too drunk to fuck. I should have told him I was too tired, but I'm way too nice.

I'm sure it hurt his little ego, though. He told me he just finished by himself :D
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #974 on: October 27, 2011, 03:31:04 PM »
1. moaning, grunting, swearing, saying my name is all good.  (saying someone else's name is not so good.) :thumbdn:

2. thanks guys, my arse is my best feature,  smooth, not spotty, it has fared very well over the years, but it is getting bigger.  The rest of me is the same.  I know this because certain clothes tend to stick to that area.  scales tell me 2lb heavier than before i had the urchin - that is a bag of sugar on each cheek :zoinks:

3.  i am in denial about being very hungry.

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