A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 20, 2011, 04:53:48 AMQuote from: eris on October 19, 2011, 05:33:17 PMwhy is it that the younger and dumber they are the more I am attracted to them ?If Im honest I think you're attracted to them on one level - an aesthetic level.I think once you find a guy who can keep up with you intellectually you'll forget all about your current type. But I know what you mean , I've found utter idiots hawt , as well as some assholes , I'm destined to become a tragic mess it seems. That's funny and sad and endearing all at the same time, but not necessarily true.
Quote from: eris on October 19, 2011, 05:33:17 PMwhy is it that the younger and dumber they are the more I am attracted to them ?If Im honest I think you're attracted to them on one level - an aesthetic level.I think once you find a guy who can keep up with you intellectually you'll forget all about your current type. But I know what you mean , I've found utter idiots hawt , as well as some assholes , I'm destined to become a tragic mess it seems.
why is it that the younger and dumber they are the more I am attracted to them ?
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 20, 2011, 05:18:14 AMQuote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 20, 2011, 04:53:48 AMQuote from: eris on October 19, 2011, 05:33:17 PMwhy is it that the younger and dumber they are the more I am attracted to them ?If Im honest I think you're attracted to them on one level - an aesthetic level.I think once you find a guy who can keep up with you intellectually you'll forget all about your current type. But I know what you mean , I've found utter idiots hawt , as well as some assholes , I'm destined to become a tragic mess it seems. That's funny and sad and endearing all at the same time, but not necessarily true. It wasn't serious , just saying the type of guys I get attracted to aren't good news necessarily.
Quote from: odeon on October 20, 2011, 12:30:31 AMThinking I need to log off and be useful. How can you be useful if you are logged off? Does not compute.
Thinking I need to log off and be useful.
Dad just asked me what I want for my birthday which is soon. So I'm thinking about that as I really have no idea. I have pretty much all I need in my new house atm
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Sinnocent on October 21, 2011, 02:46:12 AMDad just asked me what I want for my birthday which is soon. So I'm thinking about that as I really have no idea. I have pretty much all I need in my new house atm A parasol, so you can sit outside? Or doesn't your house give you that option?
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 21, 2011, 03:03:33 AMQuote from: Sinnocent on October 21, 2011, 02:46:12 AMDad just asked me what I want for my birthday which is soon. So I'm thinking about that as I really have no idea. I have pretty much all I need in my new house atm A parasol, so you can sit outside? Or doesn't your house give you that option?A large shade umbrella for my courtyard would be nice, but it might make the courtyard look a bit cluttered (it's only 6m x 3m). Something for the garden perhaps. I haven't even touched it yet
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 20, 2011, 06:11:36 AMQuote from: Sinnocent on October 20, 2011, 06:07:00 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 20, 2011, 05:50:23 AMQuote from: Sinnocent on October 20, 2011, 05:42:02 AMI don't get it. He's been online on the site for hours and he won't take 1/2 hr of it to reply to my email? Is he maybe talking to another girl he might have met? Don't waste another minute on him, onward and upward! Maybe he's mad at me for not meeting him If that's the case, let him sulk. You have more important things to do than wait for him. I dunno, he said he was really looking forward to it.....which was news to me seeing as I felt we've barely connected properly. Just occasional penpals, that's all it's felt like we've been sometimes.If there's some sort of trick to getting guys to think about you sometimes and care I'd like to know what it is
Quote from: Sinnocent on October 20, 2011, 06:07:00 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 20, 2011, 05:50:23 AMQuote from: Sinnocent on October 20, 2011, 05:42:02 AMI don't get it. He's been online on the site for hours and he won't take 1/2 hr of it to reply to my email? Is he maybe talking to another girl he might have met? Don't waste another minute on him, onward and upward! Maybe he's mad at me for not meeting him If that's the case, let him sulk. You have more important things to do than wait for him.
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 20, 2011, 05:50:23 AMQuote from: Sinnocent on October 20, 2011, 05:42:02 AMI don't get it. He's been online on the site for hours and he won't take 1/2 hr of it to reply to my email? Is he maybe talking to another girl he might have met? Don't waste another minute on him, onward and upward! Maybe he's mad at me for not meeting him
Quote from: Sinnocent on October 20, 2011, 05:42:02 AMI don't get it. He's been online on the site for hours and he won't take 1/2 hr of it to reply to my email? Is he maybe talking to another girl he might have met? Don't waste another minute on him, onward and upward!
I don't get it. He's been online on the site for hours and he won't take 1/2 hr of it to reply to my email? Is he maybe talking to another girl he might have met?
Reminds me of a few months ago when I went to IM a very sexy friend and he told me to message him later, he was watching porn and not in the best mindset to chat. I said ok bye then...I immediately went then I went