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The Book of Mormon
« on: June 26, 2011, 02:53:57 AM »
I have to admit it's an entertaining book.

But the "And it came to pass" phrases can get a bit annoying. :autism:
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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2011, 08:49:21 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on June 26, 2011, 02:53:57 AM
I have to admit it's an entertaining book.

But the "And it came to pass" phrases can get a bit annoying. :autism:

I remember hearing something about Joseph Smith being a rapist.
I'm not too sure on the validity of that claim though.  :orly:
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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2011, 10:18:18 AM »
Just silly consent laws.
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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2011, 12:25:45 PM »
Quote from: MCalavera on June 26, 2011, 02:53:57 AM
I have to admit it's an entertaining book.

But the "And it came to pass" phrases can get a bit annoying. :autism:

That's because Joseph Smith was an ignorant dumbfuck who didn't know how to immitate King James English.   :tard:

I don't understand how people fail to see "Holy Books" as being anything other than fabricated works of fiction.
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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2011, 05:39:39 PM »
Quote from: Scraphawk on June 26, 2011, 12:25:45 PM
I don't understand how people fail to see "Holy Books" as being anything other than fabricated works of fiction.

There are many factors in play ... so it's not easy to answer why.

Wish it was as simple as lack of education, though.
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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2011, 05:51:58 PM »
Joseph Smith thought he was Moses.... DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB!

Really, if you take anything written by a J Smith seriously, then you deserve what you get.

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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2011, 05:57:09 PM »
And there have been a lot like him, too.
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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2011, 07:22:46 PM »
I looked around while in upstate NY over the week end for a new follow up to the book of Mormon but only found some old porno's :zoinks:
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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2011, 07:24:51 PM »
Quote from: parts on June 27, 2011, 07:22:46 PM
I looked around while in upstate NY over the week end for a new follow up to the book of Mormon but only found some old porno's :zoinks:

They were Smith's Dead Sea stick-books.
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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2011, 07:59:47 PM »
Am I the only one who's noticed, that all the "prophets" who produce "holy books" always turn out to be major league perverts??
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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2011, 08:02:27 PM »
That's cause "prophets" are almost always people with personality disorders that allow them to be sick enough to do perverted shit.
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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2011, 08:13:24 PM »
Anybody can do perverted shit they seem to be the ones who want to justify why they can do it that is where the personality disorders come in
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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2011, 10:00:26 PM »
Quote from: Scraphawk on June 27, 2011, 07:59:47 PM
Am I the only one who's noticed, that all the "prophets" who produce "holy books" always turn out to be major league perverts??

Maybe it's because they lack a moral backbone to know what they're doing is wrong when it comes to scamming people like that. Either that or they're just delusional and truly believe what they're thinking and feel they're above moral codes due to their 'important' work.
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2011, 10:24:52 PM »
They have God on their side, too. They can do anything.
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Re: The Book of Mormon
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2011, 10:34:51 PM »
Quote from: MCalavera on June 27, 2011, 10:24:52 PM
They have God on their side, too. They can do anything.


God vs Logic. We win in a canter.
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