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MCalavera vs I2
« on: May 16, 2011, 03:49:59 AM »
You guys have ruined my life. Ever since I came here, I've stopped going out except to work (and even there, I go here more than I work), I've stopped playing video games, and stopped taking showers. I divorced my four wives, and I no longer have friends or girlfriends. Once a WP fan, now I'm a big addict to this forum. This forum makes me go high on cyber drugs, no thanks to yous.

This has been a very embarrassing journey for me. I want my time, my money and my energy back.

Thank you!
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2011, 03:57:28 AM »
Err, you're welcome?
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2011, 04:00:06 AM »
But wait a second, this sounds like you're actually talking about WP. A shame WP doesn't have a callout forum though, they're too spehual to have one.  :autism:
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 04:05:34 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 04:00:06 AM
But wait a second, this sounds like you're actually talking about WP. A shame WP doesn't have a callout forum though, they're too spehual to have one.  :autism:

WP is the bestest, mate. There no sensitive whiners there like in here. :autism:

And at least Alex cares about his forum there. What do Odeon, Callaway, Parts, and Renaeden do here? Exactly! Nothing!

*realizes he just put himself in a deep hole of shit*
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2011, 04:07:55 AM »
Holy shit, is it Wednesday already? :o

Sounds like opposite day has come early...
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2011, 04:23:44 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 04:07:55 AM
Holy shit, is it Wednesday already? :o

Sounds like opposite day has come early...

Yeah, as you can see, I'm going insane, thanks to you, specifically. Aren't you the one who led me here? What were you thinking getting me into this whole mess?

Sir Les, don't bother writing me long useless replies full of nothing. You know, as always, you lack substance to your posts and neglect all the important details to be noted. You're no good and that's why I could never take you seriously. if you want me to start respecting you, you better back your shit up.

And to Callaway, you think I care about the rules you keep imposing on me. You and your silly rules! Being too rigid with the forum rules will only lead to your downfall and the downfall of this forum. Try being more pleasant with your fellow members for once. Maybe, you know, quiz them fun riddles and mathematical questions for a change.

Odeon, what kind of webmaster uses SMF for forum hosting. All smart admins use phpbb version 2 (the fully supported version). Ever wondered why we can't upload YouTube videos here comfortably? Yeah, that's right. Cause your forum server is crap and you don't use Windows. You should've thought about all this before deciding to be the webmaster of this forum.

And who else is there to complain about? Ah, this Jeremy MLA dude ... or should I say dudette? You know you're a fake. Admit it. You're just a 80 year old grandma who never had a kid.

And CBC? Your weebleness sucks ass. Why can't you just fall for once? :grrr:

All of yous suck. The only person here whom I have no problems with is Penty. That pigfucker is a gentle lovely soul and you are fucking monsters for being mean to him. Oh, and sexy Kayleigh too. I love her to bits more than Renaeden could ever do.

I've said what I had to say. Now what was this about me being afraid to call out the big giants of the forum?
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2011, 04:29:14 AM »
I did it for the Besides, my asshole hurts. :eyelash:
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2011, 04:53:07 AM »
Who said I was smart? :P
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2011, 04:54:56 AM »
Quit lurking guest, I see you fapping you sick fuck. >:(
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2011, 05:19:35 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 16, 2011, 04:23:44 AM
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 04:07:55 AM
Holy shit, is it Wednesday already? :o

Sounds like opposite day has come early...

Yeah, as you can see, I'm going insane, thanks to you, specifically. Aren't you the one who led me here? What were you thinking getting me into this whole mess?

Sir Les, don't bother writing me long useless replies full of nothing. You know, as always, you lack substance to your posts and neglect all the important details to be noted. You're no good and that's why I could never take you seriously. if you want me to start respecting you, you better back your shit up.

And to Callaway, you think I care about the rules you keep imposing on me. You and your silly rules! Being too rigid with the forum rules will only lead to your downfall and the downfall of this forum. Try being more pleasant with your fellow members for once. Maybe, you know, quiz them fun riddles and mathematical questions for a change.

Odeon, what kind of webmaster uses SMF for forum hosting. All smart admins use phpbb version 2 (the fully supported version). Ever wondered why we can't upload YouTube videos here comfortably? Yeah, that's right. Cause your forum server is crap and you don't use Windows. You should've thought about all this before deciding to be the webmaster of this forum.

And who else is there to complain about? Ah, this Jeremy MLA dude ... or should I say dudette? You know you're a fake. Admit it. You're just a 80 year old grandma who never had a kid.

And CBC? Your weebleness sucks ass. Why can't you just fall for once? :grrr:

All of yous suck. The only person here whom I have no problems with is Penty. That pigfucker is a gentle lovely soul and you are fucking monsters for being mean to him. Oh, and sexy Kayleigh too. I love her to bits more than Renaeden could ever do.

I've said what I had to say. Now what was this about me being afraid to call out the big giants of the forum?

I ...I...I am speechless  :autism:
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ZOMG!!! Sir Les is a telepath who can read our mindzz Ooooh Noooeeess!!!  :GA:
Nope. Common sense. I know such insight may astound you though Scrap.
This is Sir Les' definition of "backing his shit up".  :hahaha:
This was supposed to be backed up?   :tard:
OK I will prove I am not a telepath. Pick a number between 1 and 100. Answer “69”
Oh fuck….maybe I am.

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2011, 05:23:36 AM »
    I CAN'T fall, I am designed specifically to stay upright!  You'll have to call out HasbroTM!  They made me!   :snowman:
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CBC should be an option  :lol:

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2011, 05:28:45 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 16, 2011, 05:23:36 AM
    I CAN'T fall, I am designed specifically to stay upright!  You'll have to call out HasbroTM!  They made me!   :snowman:

lol, Physics, it's a bitch. :laugh:
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2011, 05:30:14 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 04:29:14 AM
I did it for the Besides, my asshole hurts. :eyelash:

You did it for more than just the Besides, my asshole hurts. You did it because it gives you the sadistic satisfaction that all psychopaths have upon watching a poor vulnerable young man like me falter and stumble in this forum. I guess you neither know conscience nor guilt. Well, psychologically sane people have both. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from them. Oh, and that guest was probably an I2 member afraid to reveal his true identity upon viewing this thread. I understand his fear, though. I am an intimidating person after all. :tard:
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2011, 05:31:32 AM »
NO U!

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2011, 05:33:22 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 16, 2011, 05:30:14 AM
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 04:29:14 AM
I did it for the Besides, my asshole hurts. :eyelash:

You did it for more than just the Besides, my asshole hurts. You did it because it gives you the sadistic satisfaction that all psychopaths have upon watching a poor vulnerable young man like me falter and stumble in this forum. I guess you neither know conscience nor guilt. Well, psychologically sane people have both. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from them. Oh, and that guest was probably an I2 member afraid to reveal his true identity upon viewing this thread. I understand his fear, though. I am an intimidating person after all. :tard:

You know too much... I will have to rape your soul now.
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.
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