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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #195 on: May 14, 2011, 09:39:28 AM »
Link

Nooo, dead link. Was I supposed to see something good?

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #196 on: May 14, 2011, 09:40:08 AM »
The leader should set an example and strip off first.  :eyebrows:

Oh, you. You know how to make a guy feel special. :laugh:


I do indeed.  :angel:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #197 on: May 14, 2011, 09:40:20 AM »
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #198 on: May 14, 2011, 09:40:50 AM »
Link

Nooo, dead link. Was I supposed to see something good?

You'll have to get 500 posts before you can see it  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #199 on: May 14, 2011, 09:41:54 AM »
and finally What exciting things can we expect to come on the mens board?

Obviously, lots of masculine men. What more do you want? >:D

Lots of naked masculine men duh.  :laugh:

Uh, if you want, I'll let you be in charge of that. :laugh:

The leader should set an example and strip off first.  :eyebrows:

:needpics:
Oh, just saw squiddy's post and  :agreed:

You're a nun , can you tempt them into getting naked or something?  :zoinks:

I'm not in the business of censorship, but make sure it's nothing that would burn the inside of our eyelids. Am I in the ballpark MCalavera?

The rules are there to be applied. Good point. Don't post something that no man wants to see. But if it's a nude nun, I don't care. :angel:

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #200 on: May 14, 2011, 09:43:13 AM »
and finally What exciting things can we expect to come on the mens board?

Obviously, lots of masculine men. What more do you want? >:D

Lots of naked masculine men duh.  :laugh:

Uh, if you want, I'll let you be in charge of that. :laugh:

The leader should set an example and strip off first.  :eyebrows:

:needpics:
Oh, just saw squiddy's post and  :agreed:

You're a nun , can you tempt them into getting naked or something?  :zoinks:

I'm not in the business of censorship, but make sure it's nothing that would burn the inside of our eyelids. Am I in the ballpark MCalavera?

The rules are there to be applied. Good point. Don't post something that no man wants to see. But if it's a nude nun, I don't care. :angel:

But due to my genitalia I am technically a man so there is no man but one man that wants to see it  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #201 on: May 14, 2011, 09:44:57 AM »
and finally What exciting things can we expect to come on the mens board?

Obviously, lots of masculine men. What more do you want? >:D

Lots of naked masculine men duh.  :laugh:

Uh, if you want, I'll let you be in charge of that. :laugh:

The leader should set an example and strip off first.  :eyebrows:

:needpics:
Oh, just saw squiddy's post and  :agreed:

You're a nun , can you tempt them into getting naked or something?  :zoinks:

I'm not in the business of censorship, but make sure it's nothing that would burn the inside of our eyelids. Am I in the ballpark MCalavera?

The rules are there to be applied. Good point. Don't post something that no man wants to see. But if it's a nude nun, I don't care. :angel:

But due to my genitalia I am technically a man so there is no man but one man that wants to see it  :zoinks:

Pentagram wasn't enough for you? :eyebrows:

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #202 on: May 14, 2011, 09:45:50 AM »
Link

Nooo, dead link. Was I supposed to see something good?

You'll have to get 500 posts before you can see it  :zoinks:

Ah, 500. I was thinking 1000 or something.

That's good then. We're getting there.

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #203 on: May 14, 2011, 11:17:11 AM »
Riddles for MCalavera


1.  If you like pretty gems that sparkle and shine,
I invite you to dig in my virtual mine.
 
My first is purple, fit for a king,

My second is green where Dorothy did her thing.

My third is red, July's birthstone as well,

My fourth is seen in strings and is found inside a shell.

My fifth is hard, pure Carbon and expensive to buy,

My sixth is Crocodolite, striped like the big cat's eye.

Seventh is two words, a man-made fake of April's stone,

Eighth is very dark and found at Lightning Ridge alone.

Now take from each gem, one letter in its turn,

And you will find the stuff for which even the god's yearn.
blah blah blah

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #204 on: May 14, 2011, 11:25:45 AM »
Ah, cheers. I'll give each a go tomorrow after I get a good good sleep.

Thanks for posting them.

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #205 on: May 14, 2011, 11:38:57 AM »
ok i got one more,  easy

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
blah blah blah

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #206 on: May 14, 2011, 12:05:20 PM »
and finally What exciting things can we expect to come on the mens board?

Obviously, lots of masculine men. What more do you want? >:D

Lots of naked masculine men duh.  :laugh:

Uh, if you want, I'll let you be in charge of that. :laugh:

The leader should set an example and strip off first.  :eyebrows:

:needpics:
Oh, just saw squiddy's post and  :agreed:

You're a nun , can you tempt them into getting naked or something?  :zoinks:

I'm not in the business of censorship, but make sure it's nothing that would burn the inside of our eyelids. Am I in the ballpark MCalavera?

The rules are there to be applied. Good point. Don't post something that no man wants to see. But if it's a nude nun, I don't care. :angel:

But due to my genitalia I am technically a man so there is no man but one man that wants to see it  :zoinks:

Pentagram wasn't enough for you? :eyebrows:

Pentagram was TOO much.  :zombiefuck:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #207 on: May 15, 2011, 01:41:21 AM »
Riddles for MCalavera


1.  If you like pretty gems that sparkle and shine,
I invite you to dig in my virtual mine.
 
My first is purple, fit for a king,

My second is green where Dorothy did her thing.

My third is red, July's birthstone as well,

My fourth is seen in strings and is found inside a shell.

My fifth is hard, pure Carbon and expensive to buy,

My sixth is Crocodolite, striped like the big cat's eye.

Seventh is two words, a man-made fake of April's stone,

Eighth is very dark and found at Lightning Ridge alone.

Now take from each gem, one letter in its turn,

And you will find the stuff for which even the god's yearn.

Just to be sure, this has nothing to do with sex, right? :autism:

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #208 on: May 15, 2011, 01:45:41 AM »
ok i got one more,  easy

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?

In 1961, Kennedy promised man would walk on the moon by the end of the decade. But how does this carry over to 4000 years later.

Nah, doesn't make sense.

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #209 on: May 15, 2011, 01:55:03 AM »
I got it! Scrap what i said above.

1961 is upside down still 1961. So more than 4000 years later (a few years after 5961) is 6699 (upside down it's still 6699).