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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #165 on: May 08, 2011, 08:51:04 AM »
Oh, dear. There goes my manhood. :violin:

PM, manage the men's forum for me. I'm no longer worthy.

I'm confused here, please explain.

@Sexy c, what do you mean, i'm next?

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #166 on: May 08, 2011, 12:15:48 PM »
Don't take it seriously. I'm just joking.

But since we're on about men's forum, just thought I'd let the guys here know that we moved the forum to the following URL address:

http://www.menandautism.com/

So now there's more flexibility and a shoutbox added. But need to move it to the bottom soon to make the forum not look so weird.

I updated the link here:

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,627.msg15139.html#msg15139

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #167 on: May 08, 2011, 04:58:35 PM »
Oh, dear. There goes my manhood. :violin:

PM, manage the men's forum for me. I'm no longer worthy.

I'm confused here, please explain.

@Sexy c, what do you mean, i'm next?

Squiddy wants your manhood. :toporly:

 :indeed:

Sexy Cthulhu , will take your soul and your penii.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #169 on: May 10, 2011, 02:36:55 PM »
Are you:

http://www.cracked.com/members/MannyCalavera/

Author of:

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_18_20-superhero-movies-we-hope-they-never-make_p20/#8

    Real Name: MannyCalavera
    Location: Greece
    Member Since: May 11th, 2008
    Last Seen: November 4th, 2009 12:16 pm
    Personal tag line: Certified ass
    Message board posts: 19


MCalavera is australian isn't he?  :P
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #170 on: May 10, 2011, 02:38:23 PM »
Are you:

http://www.cracked.com/members/MannyCalavera/

Author of:

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_18_20-superhero-movies-we-hope-they-never-make_p20/#8

    Real Name: MannyCalavera
    Location: Greece
    Member Since: May 11th, 2008
    Last Seen: November 4th, 2009 12:16 pm
    Personal tag line: Certified ass
    Message board posts: 19


MCalavera is australian isn't he?  :P


He says he is in Australia.  He could have been in Greece in 2009.

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #171 on: May 10, 2011, 02:39:27 PM »
Just some simple Greek/Roman Orthodox dude

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #172 on: May 10, 2011, 04:24:32 PM »
Unless I was drunk or something, that can't be me. I wish it was.

And I'm Greek Orthodox not Greek. Sometimes it's called Roman Orthodox, but I'm no Roman either. At least not as far as I know.

Although I do wish to go to Greece one of these days.

By the way, if what you're looking are posts made by me in a religion forum as a former Christian, you won't find them under any name related to Manny Calavera. ;)

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #173 on: May 10, 2011, 07:33:12 PM »
Unless I was drunk or something, that can't be me. I wish it was.

And I'm Greek Orthodox not Greek. Sometimes it's called Roman Orthodox, but I'm no Roman either. At least not as far as I know.

Although I do wish to go to Greece one of these days.

By the way, if what you're looking are posts made by me in a religion forum as a former Christian, you won't find them under any name related to Manny Calavera. ;)

I actually wasn't looking for anything.  I follow Cracked on FB and this one came up today and as I was flipping through the name jumped out at me.

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #174 on: May 14, 2011, 08:38:56 AM »
Callaway, in answer to your question.

This is just me using common "sense" in my head. Couldn't figure out how to do it mathematically.

But ...

I think ...

Any point that that hits the South Pole one mile to the south is an answer to your question also. :M

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #175 on: May 14, 2011, 08:40:02 AM »
Unless I was drunk or something, that can't be me. I wish it was.

And I'm Greek Orthodox not Greek. Sometimes it's called Roman Orthodox, but I'm no Roman either. At least not as far as I know.

Although I do wish to go to Greece one of these days.

By the way, if what you're looking are posts made by me in a religion forum as a former Christian, you won't find them under any name related to Manny Calavera. ;)

I actually wasn't looking for anything.  I follow Cracked on FB and this one came up today and as I was flipping through the name jumped out at me.

Well, obviously, I'm not the only fan of Manny Calavera. :P

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #176 on: May 14, 2011, 08:56:08 AM »
What do you do for a living?

What is your favourite position?

Who would you rather fuck : Erisad in full emo mode or Pentagram?

 :bounce: or :moon: ?

and finally What exciting things can we expect to come on the mens board?

(Answer the questions in seperate posts to boost your post count  :orly:)
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #177 on: May 14, 2011, 08:58:41 AM »
Unless I was drunk or something, that can't be me. I wish it was.

And I'm Greek Orthodox not Greek. Sometimes it's called Roman Orthodox, but I'm no Roman either. At least not as far as I know.

Although I do wish to go to Greece one of these days.

By the way, if what you're looking are posts made by me in a religion forum as a former Christian, you won't find them under any name related to Manny Calavera. ;)

I actually wasn't looking for anything.  I follow Cracked on FB and this one came up today and as I was flipping through the name jumped out at me.

Well, obviously, I'm not the only fan of Manny Calavera. :P

Okay, I only now realized this is a character from a video game  :-[

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #178 on: May 14, 2011, 09:01:26 AM »
That's the way, you sexy Cthulhu.

What do you do for a living?

Working at a local computer store having sex with computers all day long.

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #179 on: May 14, 2011, 09:06:31 AM »
What is your favourite position?

Midfield. :orly:

Ah, you mean sexual position?

Well, depends on the girl, either girl on top if she's the sexually confident type or, otherwise, just plain missionary with lots of hugging and passionate kissing.