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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1080 on: March 28, 2013, 04:56:55 PM »

I don't think so. Check teh interwebz.

Didn't make you google tostada.

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1081 on: March 28, 2013, 05:06:24 PM »

I don't think so. Check teh interwebz.

Didn't make you google tostada.

So true. Does it mean everyone is like me?
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1082 on: March 28, 2013, 06:17:06 PM »

I don't think so. Check teh interwebz.

Didn't make you google tostada.

So true. Does it mean everyone is like me?
Thankfully no.  :police:

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1083 on: March 29, 2013, 06:38:47 AM »
This morning, when I got downstairs and looked into the garden, I saw the robin and the dunnock/hedgesparrow fighting quite quite roughly (or ruthlessly). So I rushed outside and clapped my hands.. saying 'Quit that shit!' out loud. They did.

One thinks; robins.. nice, tiny, lovely and sweet.. well, they're not. Males are known to fight each other to the death.. and ja, that's nature.. I accept.. but I've never seen a robin attacking the 'peaceful' dunnock that way.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1084 on: March 29, 2013, 07:51:10 AM »

I don't think so. Check teh interwebz.

Didn't make you google tostada.

So true. Does it mean everyone is like me?
Thankfully no.  :police:

You're just jealous. :M
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1085 on: March 29, 2013, 11:58:11 AM »
That's right. You are an artist.  :-[

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1086 on: March 29, 2013, 01:03:18 PM »

I don't think so. Check teh interwebz.

Didn't make you google tostada.

So true. Does it mean everyone is like me?

Is there a special brand of beast to go along with the repetitive 6 postcount you're about to reach?

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1087 on: March 29, 2013, 04:45:54 PM »

I don't think so. Check teh interwebz.

Didn't make you google tostada.

So true. Does it mean everyone is like me?

Is there a special brand of beast to go along with the repetitive 6 postcount you're about to reach?

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1088 on: March 30, 2013, 10:09:35 AM »
Today is going to be awesome. Sure...it's already the afternoon, but I just had dreams about shakespearian plays and magical wars involving the sword of King Arthur, vampires, fairies, evil witches, and pistachios. How can awesomeness not follow a dream-state like that?

...i always intend to have dreams like that!

All that is required is a steady binge of supernatural programming such as Merlin, Being Human, Once Upon a Time, and other things, coupled with an over active imagination and bam! Awesome dreams. :P

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1089 on: March 30, 2013, 06:05:29 PM »
Ahem. Is it a wait and see kind of thing?


I don't think so. Check teh interwebz.

Didn't make you google tostada.

So true. Does it mean everyone is like me?

Is there a special brand of beast to go along with the repetitive 6 postcount you're about to reach?

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1090 on: March 30, 2013, 10:28:43 PM »
Today is going to be awesome. Sure...it's already the afternoon, but I just had dreams about shakespearian plays and magical wars involving the sword of King Arthur, vampires, fairies, evil witches, and pistachios. How can awesomeness not follow a dream-state like that?

...i always intend to have dreams like that!

All that is required is a steady binge of supernatural programming such as Merlin, Being Human, Once Upon a Time, and other things, coupled with an over active imagination and bam! Awesome dreams. :P
I was not pleased when Alphas was canceled. I still watch Being Human. :thumbup:

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1091 on: March 31, 2013, 05:19:34 PM »

I don't think so. Check teh interwebz.

Didn't make you google tostada.

So true. Does it mean everyone is like me?

Is there a special brand of beast to go along with the repetitive 6 postcount you're about to reach?

No, there are no further defined post count-based goals. I reached the last one at 50,000. Should there be more?
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1092 on: March 31, 2013, 05:39:08 PM »
Welcome to our country!!!Tenjooberrymuds : Must read

I was recently in Vancouver and decided to learn the Chinese language, so I could understand the check-outs at McDonalds. 

My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my  doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.
Yep, by the time you read this, You too will be able to understand the 1st line.
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... (first line)

In order to continue getting-by in  Canada(our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following  conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you 'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old  Canada today.......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: "  Rye   . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I 'd like to order bacon and eggs.."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... Don 't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don 't know what 'judo wan sahn toes ' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I 've got it! You were saying 'toast '...   Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that 's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ....  Rye  ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say.."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You 're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS ' ".......and you do, don 't you!


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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1093 on: March 31, 2013, 05:47:33 PM »

I don't think so. Check teh interwebz.

Didn't make you google tostada.

So true. Does it mean everyone is like me?

Is there a special brand of beast to go along with the repetitive 6 postcount you're about to reach?

No, there are no further defined post count-based goals. I reached the last one at 50,000. Should there be more?

Yes.

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1094 on: April 05, 2013, 08:06:51 AM »
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