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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2520 on: December 23, 2014, 12:10:01 PM »
Strange men kept petting my hair while I was out shopping. :zombiefuck:

I should start charging for the experience. :apondering:


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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2521 on: December 23, 2014, 01:48:05 PM »
Strange men kept petting my hair while I was out shopping. :zombiefuck:

I should start charging for the experience. :apondering:

  Have you begun styling it a new way, or using a new conditioner?  :tard:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2522 on: December 23, 2014, 02:05:33 PM »
  Bryan Cranston has a really great nose, especially in profile! :heisenberg:

     
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2523 on: December 24, 2014, 02:15:10 AM »
All I can think of is Aaron Paul saying "yo bitch".
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2524 on: December 24, 2014, 10:47:05 AM »
Went out to several stores this morning around 830 to finish up xmas shopping and surprisingly they were almost empty including Walmart and Kmart plus a few others
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2525 on: December 25, 2014, 03:54:30 PM »
Yesterday I nearly got covered under a 6 ft high stack of wired cages, filled with raisins, flour and powdered sugar in the supermarket. It was highly unstable, and I was lucky to notice it topping over at a point where I was able to push it back up. So, I wanted to warn someone that a disaster was bound to happen. Saw a girl, got her attention, she wanted me to wait. I said it was urgent. That very moment another employee brushed the side of the stack, and the whole contraption fell over. Thank goodness no one in the dangerzone. And I said: "That was what I wanted to tell you."

I had forgotten something, and had to go back to that shop. Saw the same contraption standing again, with the shop-owner next to it. Asked him if he thought it was safe now. He said now they had stored the stuff inside more balanced. Yeah, right, as if customers do not change the carefully found balance when they go looking through the stuff. So, I advised him to secure it with something like tie down straps.

Weird, how some people have no notion about weight, balance, simple physics and behaviour of customers in a shop.
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Funny, other shop in my village, that owner checked everything that could possibly have a kid climbing in or on it by climbing on it himself.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2526 on: December 26, 2014, 04:03:19 AM »
It's good no one got hurt. :-\

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2527 on: December 26, 2014, 11:44:17 PM »
Yesterday I nearly got covered under a 6 ft high stack of wired cages, filled with raisins, flour and powdered sugar in the supermarket. It was highly unstable, and I was lucky to notice it topping over at a point where I was able to push it back up. So, I wanted to warn someone that a disaster was bound to happen. Saw a girl, got her attention, she wanted me to wait. I said it was urgent. That very moment another employee brushed the side of the stack, and the whole contraption fell over. Thank goodness no one in the dangerzone. And I said: "That was what I wanted to tell you."

I had forgotten something, and had to go back to that shop. Saw the same contraption standing again, with the shop-owner next to it. Asked him if he thought it was safe now. He said now they had stored the stuff inside more balanced. Yeah, right, as if customers do not change the carefully found balance when they go looking through the stuff. So, I advised him to secure it with something like tie down straps.

Weird, how some people have no notion about weight, balance, simple physics and behaviour of customers in a shop.
 :facepalm2:


Funny, other shop in my village, that owner checked everything that could possibly have a kid climbing in or on it by climbing on it himself.
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Your country must not have enough lawsuits.  :zoinks: They just need to put up a sign: Beweare of Falling Rasins.  :lol1:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2528 on: December 27, 2014, 08:49:11 AM »
I have more nuts, bolts, and screws then I'll ever use in 3 lifetimes.

Seriously, if a couple of screws ever come loose I know where to find 1000 more.  :zombiefuck:

Organizers stuffed full of the stuff....

I think it's time to sort, bag, and slim down a bit.

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2529 on: December 27, 2014, 08:58:29 AM »
I have more nuts, bolts, and screws then I'll ever use in 3 lifetimes.

Seriously, if a couple of screws ever come loose I know where to find 1000 more.  :zombiefuck:

Organizers stuffed full of the stuff....

I think it's time to sort, bag, and slim down a bit.

I am to the point I have begun scrapping them unless they are odd or particularly useful sizes.  I went once with five or six 5 gallon buckets of them as part of the load I had.  I even have special buckets with holes in them so I can leave them out behind the shed without them filling with water
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2530 on: December 27, 2014, 09:13:40 AM »
I have more nuts, bolts, and screws then I'll ever use in 3 lifetimes.

Seriously, if a couple of screws ever come loose I know where to find 1000 more.  :zombiefuck:

Organizers stuffed full of the stuff....

I think it's time to sort, bag, and slim down a bit.

I am to the point I have begun scrapping them unless they are odd or particularly useful sizes.  I went once with five or six 5 gallon buckets of them as part of the load I had.  I even have special buckets with holes in them so I can leave them out behind the shed without them filling with water

Scrapped some last year. Need to drill some buckets though and get some of it out of there so I'm not tripping on the shit. :thumbup: 

Some is definitely scrap...but some is new stuff that my dad crammed in organizers. Trying to sort that. 

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2531 on: December 28, 2014, 12:10:49 AM »
A storm blew the most ugly Christmas tree of the country over. It is no more.

At first, I thought of this:



But that's in Paris. :eiffel: Was it uglier than this tree? I don't want to post it because it's a very ugly tree, and it causes me to spaz out. :spaz:
It was way more ugly.
It was made out of a couple of wrecked trees, and then someone threw a chain of lights in it. Could not find a proper picture on the web showing how ugly it was. And that is a good thing indeed.

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A storm blew the most ugly Christmas tree of the country over. It is no more.

At first, I thought of this:



But that's in Paris. :eiffel: Was it uglier than this tree? I don't want to post it because it's a very ugly tree, and it causes me to spaz out. :spaz:

That's not a xmas tree it's an xmas butt plug :santa:

This artist keeps making butt plug statues. :orly:

A storm blew the most ugly Christmas tree of the country over. It is no more.

At first, I thought of this:



But that's in Paris. :eiffel: Was it uglier than this tree? I don't want to post it because it's a very ugly tree, and it causes me to spaz out. :spaz:

      Dude, that's a butt plug.   :GA:

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2532 on: December 28, 2014, 09:46:50 AM »
The diner was quiet this morning just the regulars were there
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2533 on: December 28, 2014, 09:47:18 PM »
I saw proper mail poking out of all the other units' letterboxes but all we got was junk mail.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2534 on: December 28, 2014, 11:56:33 PM »
I'm the only one up.
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