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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1905 on: December 26, 2013, 09:05:07 PM »
Daughter just went out shopping with her boyfriend.

Send up the drones to keep an eye on her you can never be too careful :police:

Damn, do I need to purchase drones now?

You do in Europe. Here in America, we can just ask the NSA to keep watch. :police: :zoinks:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1906 on: December 27, 2013, 01:50:45 AM »
Daughter just went out shopping with her boyfriend.

Send up the drones to keep an eye on her you can never be too careful :police:

Damn, do I need to purchase drones now?

You do in Europe. Here in America, we can just ask the NSA to keep watch. :police: :zoinks:

I'll go for trusting the sensibility of my daughter, and keeping an eye on her as I always do. Boyfriend does bring her some giggly joy that is fun to behold.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1907 on: December 27, 2013, 04:27:50 AM »
Daughter just went out shopping with her boyfriend.

Send up the drones to keep an eye on her you can never be too careful :police:

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1908 on: December 27, 2013, 04:29:14 AM »
Daughter just went out shopping with her boyfriend.

Send up the drones to keep an eye on her you can never be too careful :police:

Damn, do I need to purchase drones now?

A couple of agents might do. Make sure they don't don the black suits and sunglasses, though.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1909 on: December 27, 2013, 04:30:27 AM »
Daughter just went out shopping with her boyfriend.

Send up the drones to keep an eye on her you can never be too careful :police:

Damn, do I need to purchase drones now?

You do in Europe. Here in America, we can just ask the NSA to keep watch. :police: :zoinks:

In the UK there are cameras everywhere. Just hack your way into those and you are set. :smarty:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1910 on: December 27, 2013, 04:39:56 AM »
UK is a fucking police state, even more shameful than Sweden  :thumbdn:

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1911 on: December 27, 2013, 07:13:31 AM »
Daughter just went out shopping with her boyfriend.

Send up the drones to keep an eye on her you can never be too careful :police:

Damn, do I need to purchase drones now?

A couple of agents might do. Make sure they don't don the black suits and sunglasses, though.
LOL, on my bank pas I have a picture of my daughters, dressed in black, wearing sunglasses, looking suspicious.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1912 on: December 27, 2013, 09:44:04 PM »
Daughter just went out shopping with her boyfriend.

Send up the drones to keep an eye on her you can never be too careful :police:

Damn, do I need to purchase drones now?

You do in Europe. Here in America, we can just ask the NSA to keep watch. :police: :zoinks:

In the UK there are cameras everywhere. Just hack your way into those and you are set. :smarty:

Bodie will have nothing to worry about. :police: :zoinks:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1913 on: December 27, 2013, 10:10:11 PM »
Not getting it.

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1914 on: December 27, 2013, 10:23:23 PM »
Not getting it.

When the urchin starts dating, Bodie can rest well knowing that the government is keeping a close watch. :police: :zoinks:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1915 on: December 28, 2013, 03:05:27 AM »
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1916 on: December 28, 2013, 05:13:56 AM »
My son is watching chitty chitty bang bang.    The film was made in 1968.   The film portrays a very nice looking lady saying to two small school children  "get in, I will give you a lift"  She is a complete stranger to these children.

The world was allegedly shocked in 1966 when Myra Hindley and Ian Brady were convicted of their heinous crimes where brady used the seemingly innocent looking Myra to lure children into their car.  Then murder them.

Obviously not shocking enough to whoever made the shitty shitty film and whoever decided to show strangers picking up kids in their car as a normal everyday activity.

 :GA:

blah blah blah

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1917 on: December 28, 2013, 06:54:55 AM »
Tv rots the brain.

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1918 on: December 28, 2013, 07:55:14 AM »
Hence why TV is called "the dumb can" in Swedish.

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1919 on: December 28, 2013, 08:07:28 AM »
My son is watching chitty chitty bang bang.    The film was made in 1968.   The film portrays a very nice looking lady saying to two small school children  "get in, I will give you a lift"  She is a complete stranger to these children.

The world was allegedly shocked in 1966 when Myra Hindley and Ian Brady were convicted of their heinous crimes where brady used the seemingly innocent looking Myra to lure children into their car.  Then murder them.

Obviously not shocking enough to whoever made the shitty shitty film and whoever decided to show strangers picking up kids in their car as a normal everyday activity.

 :GA:

It stars Dick Van Dyke. :dunno: Even when he played a killer, he was a gentleman. :P
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