Wake up, get ready, go to work, do routines, repeat.Wake up, get ready, go to work, do routines, repeat.Wake up, don't get ready, hide from people at work, do different routines, annoy the opposition?
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Quote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 01:58:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough. I heard that the sock has a 12 inch penis, but it smells more like a foot to me!
Quote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough.
Quote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection.
Babies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle.
Quote from: bodie on January 06, 2014, 02:29:07 PMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 01:58:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough. I heard that the sock has a 12 inch penis, but it smells more like a foot to me! PP sniffer. I was wondering why you always on your knees. What does my butthole smell like.
Quote from: Gary on January 06, 2014, 07:09:12 PMQuote from: bodie on January 06, 2014, 02:29:07 PMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 01:58:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough. I heard that the sock has a 12 inch penis, but it smells more like a foot to me! PP sniffer. I was wondering why you always on your knees. What does my butthole smell like. An old sock?
Erm, I don't know how to break it to you, but you *stink*.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 06, 2014, 10:02:57 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 01:58:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough. That's a mistake on his part. It only works 98% of the time, even if used perfectly. I swear them babies don't look nothing like me.
Quote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 01:58:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough. That's a mistake on his part. It only works 98% of the time, even if used perfectly.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Gary on January 06, 2014, 07:07:53 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 06, 2014, 10:02:57 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 01:58:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough. That's a mistake on his part. It only works 98% of the time, even if used perfectly. I swear them babies don't look nothing like me. By the time the boy grows a beard, he'll be a spitting image of you.
Here's some inspiration. I was hoping for a weeble with a beard but this was... striking.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: odeon on January 07, 2014, 11:46:02 PMHere's some inspiration. I was hoping for a weeble with a beard but this was... striking.I wonder why there are no bearded Weebles.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 08, 2014, 08:48:08 AMQuote from: odeon on January 07, 2014, 11:46:02 PMHere's some inspiration. I was hoping for a weeble with a beard but this was... striking.I wonder why there are no bearded Weebles. They operate in secret terrorist cells.
One dozen shells to a cell.
If Weebles have shells, and clams have too, are they related?