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Quote from: Semicolon on February 07, 2014, 05:43:22 AMAnd Hyke complains whenever I make irrelevant posts in her thread. Call me out, if it bothers you that much.
And Hyke complains whenever I make irrelevant posts in her thread.
I was not complaining btw, I just made inquiries.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 07, 2014, 05:47:00 AMQuote from: Semicolon on February 07, 2014, 05:43:22 AMAnd Hyke complains whenever I make irrelevant posts in her thread. Call me out, if it bothers you that much. I would, but I'm worried that you can't handle the strain. Quote from: hykeaswell on February 07, 2014, 05:48:16 AMI was not complaining btw, I just made inquiries. And I was just teasing you for making multiple posts in CBC's thread.
CBC, this is not a question, but a postwhoring suggestion. There are a bit more than 1014134 posts on this site. Your postcount is 41043. That leaves over 980000 posts you have not reacted on yet. Think of all the options, and all the surprises you will dig up, delving into I2 treasures of the past.
My appologies btw. Only capable of silly posts today. And you are my victim.
New suggestion, to boost both health and postcount. A 20-10 regime with exercises and posting. Something to build up over time of course. Starting with a 20 minute post, 5 minute exercise schedule. Cooling down and warming up count as exercise too. In a few weeks this can be made more challenging. Think how fit a postwhoring champion you will be.
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 07, 2014, 02:18:17 AMCBC, this is not a question, but a postwhoring suggestion. There are a bit more than 1014134 posts on this site. Your postcount is 41043. That leaves over 980000 posts you have not reacted on yet. Think of all the options, and all the surprises you will dig up, delving into I2 treasures of the past. So should I start necrobumping?
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 07, 2014, 02:36:22 AMNew suggestion, to boost both health and postcount. A 20-10 regime with exercises and posting. Something to build up over time of course. Starting with a 20 minute post, 5 minute exercise schedule. Cooling down and warming up count as exercise too. In a few weeks this can be made more challenging. Think how fit a postwhoring champion you will be. I wonder if I can do even ONE situp!
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 07, 2014, 06:17:08 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on February 07, 2014, 02:36:22 AMNew suggestion, to boost both health and postcount. A 20-10 regime with exercises and posting. Something to build up over time of course. Starting with a 20 minute post, 5 minute exercise schedule. Cooling down and warming up count as exercise too. In a few weeks this can be made more challenging. Think how fit a postwhoring champion you will be. I wonder if I can do even ONE situp! Getting back up is what Weebles do best. Will you even be able to lie down on the ground to begin with, or will you automatically pop up?
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 07, 2014, 06:13:33 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on February 07, 2014, 02:18:17 AMCBC, this is not a question, but a postwhoring suggestion. There are a bit more than 1014134 posts on this site. Your postcount is 41043. That leaves over 980000 posts you have not reacted on yet. Think of all the options, and all the surprises you will dig up, delving into I2 treasures of the past. So should I start necrobumping? Necrobumping usually reminds me of people who aren't around, and then start missing them.
Quote from: Semicolon on February 07, 2014, 09:14:05 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 07, 2014, 06:17:08 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on February 07, 2014, 02:36:22 AMNew suggestion, to boost both health and postcount. A 20-10 regime with exercises and posting. Something to build up over time of course. Starting with a 20 minute post, 5 minute exercise schedule. Cooling down and warming up count as exercise too. In a few weeks this can be made more challenging. Think how fit a postwhoring champion you will be. I wonder if I can do even ONE situp! Getting back up is what Weebles do best. Will you even be able to lie down on the ground to begin with, or will you automatically pop up? *attempts* Nope, I pop right back up! Heehee! Good, I don't like doing situps anyway!
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 07, 2014, 09:17:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on February 07, 2014, 09:14:05 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 07, 2014, 06:17:08 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on February 07, 2014, 02:36:22 AMNew suggestion, to boost both health and postcount. A 20-10 regime with exercises and posting. Something to build up over time of course. Starting with a 20 minute post, 5 minute exercise schedule. Cooling down and warming up count as exercise too. In a few weeks this can be made more challenging. Think how fit a postwhoring champion you will be. I wonder if I can do even ONE situp! Getting back up is what Weebles do best. Will you even be able to lie down on the ground to begin with, or will you automatically pop up? *attempts* Nope, I pop right back up! Heehee! Good, I don't like doing situps anyway! So, Weebles need liedowns in stead of situps to train their abs. Interesting.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.