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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #210 on: July 06, 2007, 04:38:24 AM »
Why am I horny?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #211 on: July 06, 2007, 06:02:51 AM »
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you are an ex GI and you love drag racing.

what about this?




So my name would be Mindi Falcon??
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i can't believe you sat through that flaming lunatics story.

Meh! It was more interesting than MrsMark's visit.  :yawn:
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #212 on: July 06, 2007, 04:05:23 PM »
Quote from: calandale on July 06, 2007, 04:38:24 AM
Why am I horny?

I won't touch that with a 10 foot pole.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #213 on: July 06, 2007, 04:56:04 PM »
Quote from: Catkiller on July 06, 2007, 04:05:23 PM
Quote from: calandale on July 06, 2007, 04:38:24 AM
Why am I horny?

I won't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

It's their ten foot poles that girls are using to leave those little circles on you.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #214 on: July 06, 2007, 08:30:49 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 06, 2007, 04:56:04 PM
Quote from: Catkiller on July 06, 2007, 04:05:23 PM
Quote from: calandale on July 06, 2007, 04:38:24 AM
Why am I horny?

I won't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

It's their ten foot poles that girls are using to leave those little circles on you.

I thought those were left by the Northern Pacific Deck Pecker.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #215 on: July 06, 2007, 10:52:17 PM »
Have you ever fantasised about owning a particular car and then managed to buy it?

What type of car was it?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #216 on: July 06, 2007, 11:00:59 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on July 06, 2007, 10:52:17 PM
Have you ever fantasised about owning a particular car and then managed to buy it?

What type of car was it?

Yeah, I always wanted to buy a Fuel Injected Super/Comp Dragster. I bought one a couple years ago...... $25,000 later, I'm getting it finished up to start racing it.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #217 on: July 06, 2007, 11:02:09 PM »
Quote from: Catkiller on July 06, 2007, 11:00:59 PM
Quote from: Eclair on July 06, 2007, 10:52:17 PM
Have you ever fantasised about owning a particular car and then managed to buy it?

What type of car was it?

Yeah, I always wanted to buy a Fuel Injected Super/Comp Dragster. I bought one a couple years ago...... $25,000 later, I'm getting it finished up to start racing it.

What colour is it, or what colour will it be?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #218 on: July 06, 2007, 11:04:39 PM »
Grey with blue and green graphics.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #219 on: July 06, 2007, 11:06:50 PM »
Quote from: Catkiller on July 06, 2007, 11:04:39 PM
Grey with blue and green graphics.

Do you smell primarily of a combination of grease and degreaser?
And, do your hands have permanent black grease marks of some description around the nails?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #220 on: July 06, 2007, 11:08:32 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on July 06, 2007, 11:06:50 PM
Quote from: Catkiller on July 06, 2007, 11:04:39 PM
Grey with blue and green graphics.

Do you smell primarily of a combination of grease and degreaser?
And, do your hands have permanent black grease marks of some description around the nails?

No, I'm a CNC machinist, not a mechanic.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #221 on: July 06, 2007, 11:10:37 PM »
Quote from: Catkiller on July 06, 2007, 11:08:32 PM
Quote from: Eclair on July 06, 2007, 11:06:50 PM
Quote from: Catkiller on July 06, 2007, 11:04:39 PM
Grey with blue and green graphics.

Do you smell primarily of a combination of grease and degreaser?
And, do your hands have permanent black grease marks of some description around the nails?

No, I'm a CNC machinist, not a mechanic.
CNC?  Don't know what that is.  What to CNC machinists smell like then?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #222 on: July 06, 2007, 11:13:10 PM »
Computer Numericaly Controlled.

The only smell you get from that, is from the water-based cutting fluid.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #223 on: July 06, 2007, 11:18:10 PM »
Quote from: Catkiller on July 06, 2007, 11:13:10 PM
Computer Numericaly Controlled.

The only smell you get from that, is from the water-based cutting fluid.

OK, I googled it.

Although I found some site called "Tooling University", that cracked me up.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #224 on: July 07, 2007, 02:14:18 AM »
Do you hate cats?
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