Educational

Author Topic: MidlifeAspie  (Read 14005 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108818
  • Karma: 4477
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #105 on: April 15, 2011, 12:53:28 PM »
"Help, help, I've been kidnapped by spazzes."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

midlifeaspie

  • Guest
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #106 on: April 15, 2011, 12:54:43 PM »
"Help, help, I've been kidnapped by spazzes."

My family is still waiting for the ransom demands btw

Offline earthboundmisfit

  • Mayhem of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5245
  • Karma: 957
  • Gender: Male
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #107 on: April 15, 2011, 12:55:50 PM »


"Help, help, I've been kidnapped by spazzes."

My family is still waiting for the ransom demands btw


A lifetime supply of Anchor Steam and crisps

midlifeaspie

  • Guest
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #108 on: April 15, 2011, 12:56:56 PM »


"Help, help, I've been kidnapped by spazzes."

My family is still waiting for the ransom demands btw


A lifetime supply of Anchor Steam and crisps

Sadly my country has neither  :(

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108818
  • Karma: 4477
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #109 on: April 15, 2011, 12:59:49 PM »
"Help, help, I've been kidnapped by spazzes."

My family is still waiting for the ransom demands btw

We don't negotiate with terrorists. :zoinks:

No, wait, they are the ones to say that, right?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108818
  • Karma: 4477
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #110 on: April 15, 2011, 01:00:45 PM »


"Help, help, I've been kidnapped by spazzes."

My family is still waiting for the ransom demands btw


A lifetime supply of Anchor Steam and crisps

Sadly my country has neither  :(

Anchor Steam is from a San Fransisco brewery.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

midlifeaspie

  • Guest
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #111 on: April 15, 2011, 01:01:06 PM »
"Help, help, I've been kidnapped by spazzes."

My family is still waiting for the ransom demands btw

We don't negotiate with terrorists. :zoinks:

No, wait, they are the ones to say that, right?

Are you a spazzorist?  A terrospazz?

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #112 on: April 15, 2011, 02:35:56 PM »


"Help, help, I've been kidnapped by spazzes."

My family is still waiting for the ransom demands btw


A lifetime supply of Anchor Steam and crisps

Sadly my country has neither  :(

Anchor Steam is from a San Fransisco brewery.

Potato chips were also invented in America. I think MLA knew that and was joking. :asthing:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

midlifeaspie

  • Guest
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #113 on: April 15, 2011, 02:39:05 PM »
I am never as funny as I think  :autism:

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108818
  • Karma: 4477
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #114 on: April 15, 2011, 03:18:36 PM »


"Help, help, I've been kidnapped by spazzes."

My family is still waiting for the ransom demands btw


A lifetime supply of Anchor Steam and crisps

Sadly my country has neither  :(

Anchor Steam is from a San Fransisco brewery.

Potato chips were also invented in America. I think MLA knew that and was joking. :asthing:

Why are they insisting on calling them chips, then?  :autism:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline 'Butterflies'

  • Mastermind of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 7500
  • Karma: 625
  • Gender: Female
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #115 on: April 15, 2011, 03:24:36 PM »


"Help, help, I've been kidnapped by spazzes."

My family is still waiting for the ransom demands btw


A lifetime supply of Anchor Steam and crisps

Sadly my country has neither  :(

Anchor Steam is from a San Fransisco brewery.

Potato chips were also invented in America. I think MLA knew that and was joking. :asthing:

Why are they insisting on calling them chips, then?  :autism:

Americans have strange names for foods. They call chips "freedom fries" :laugh:

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108818
  • Karma: 4477
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #116 on: April 15, 2011, 03:25:09 PM »
'mericans are weird. ???
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

midlifeaspie

  • Guest
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #117 on: April 15, 2011, 03:26:25 PM »


"Help, help, I've been kidnapped by spazzes."

My family is still waiting for the ransom demands btw


A lifetime supply of Anchor Steam and crisps

Sadly my country has neither  :(

Anchor Steam is from a San Fransisco brewery.

Potato chips were also invented in America. I think MLA knew that and was joking. :asthing:

Why are they insisting on calling them chips, then?  :autism:

Americans have strange names for foods. They call chips "freedom fries" :laugh:

In our defense, that was 8 years ago and only in the congressional cafeteria  :autism:

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108818
  • Karma: 4477
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #118 on: April 15, 2011, 03:27:23 PM »
A defence is supposed to make you look better, you know. :P
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

midlifeaspie

  • Guest
Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #119 on: April 15, 2011, 03:32:15 PM »
A defence is supposed to make you look better, you know. :P

I am incapable of defending the Republican Party.  Won't even try.