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I fell asleep today, around 5pm, and got a phonecall bit before 7. My daughter handed me the ringing phone, and I answered.
There was a woman at the other end, talking as if she knew me. Asking about how my youngest was. And I tried to answer coherently.
Then she asked how I was, I said I was just waking up, and that frankly I had no idea who I was talking to. Then I asked, are you K. She said she was, and rambled on. A lot later, apparently there was a lot to tell, I made up out of the context of some other things that she was not K at all. She was A. (And K and A may sound similar in this post, but their real names are completely different)

Just weird.
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2011, 05:56:09 PM »
I met a deer on the lawn last night, just about 5 meters away. It was extremely near the house.
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2011, 06:01:23 PM »
I need a cover for my synth.

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2011, 06:09:13 PM »
Goodnight all.
Patience is a virtue, just not one of mine.

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2011, 10:08:19 PM »
Me, anytime before Noon.  Seriously.
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2011, 10:18:25 PM »
Maybe there's hope for Justin Bieber.



As an aside, when I first heard of him I was quite puzzled and upset with Disney.  I couldn't imagine them promoting a singer named Justin Beaver.  I still can't imagine them promoting Justin Bieber.
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2011, 10:26:55 PM »
Snot is comprised of protein and sugar. It is still a bad idea to eat boogers. :police:
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2011, 10:28:43 PM »
leejosepho seems like a bit of an asshole.  :thumbdn:
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2011, 10:36:58 PM »
 :eyebrows:

Make the world idiot proof and it will require an idiot to run it.

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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2011, 03:37:53 AM »
This song kicks ass.
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2011, 03:49:40 AM »
i was walking through the shopping centre and a pantomime horse came over to me and gave me a key ring

???????????????????????????????????????????

freaked me out :screwy:
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2011, 03:53:06 AM »
i was walking through the shopping centre and a pantomime horse came over to me and gave me a key ring

???????????????????????????????????????????

freaked me out :screwy:
Have you been eating cactus buttons again?  :zoinks:
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2011, 03:59:01 AM »
i was walking through the shopping centre and a pantomime horse came over to me and gave me a key ring

???????????????????????????????????????????

freaked me out :screwy:
Have you been eating cactus buttons again?  :zoinks:

no i was totally 'straight'
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2011, 04:06:40 AM »
What is a pantomime horse?
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Re: random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2011, 04:12:09 AM »
more like this
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