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Be a Weeble.
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Quote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 10:10:53 PMBe a Weeble. What's wrong with Weebles you racist?
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Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 15, 2014, 07:49:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 10:10:53 PMBe a Weeble. What's wrong with Weebles you racist? They've been known to troll the internet. Also, their beds only fit one person:
Quote from: Semicolon on November 17, 2014, 06:34:23 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 15, 2014, 07:49:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 14, 2014, 10:10:53 PMBe a Weeble. What's wrong with Weebles you racist? They've been known to troll the internet. Also, their beds only fit one person:Why does a weeble bed suit a prone weeble? Seems odd.
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