this or that?

[El]

Sun.

Pepsi max or coke plus?

[purposefulinsanity]

Neither.


And since everyone avoided answering this question of Tesla's I'll ask it again. 


Man with a 12" penis, or a woman with a 12" strap on?

[Tesla]

Woman.

Never being able to be understood, or never understanding anyone.

[Lucifer]

ooooh, nasty.  i'd have to go for never understanding anyone.

Chocolate Therapy Ben and Jerry's, or Half Baked?

(took me fucking hours trying to decide today.    )

[purposefulinsanity]

Half baked (although I prefer cookie dough)

PVC or leather

[duncvis]

leather.

sitting through a Hugh Grant marathon or shitting water for a fortnight cos you've got dysentery?

[Lucifer]

hugh grant.  i can always daydream through boring bits in films.

the magic roundabout or captain pugwash?

[purposefulinsanity]

magic roundabout.


Having to lie to someone or being lied to.

[Calandale]

Lying. At least I can maintain control.

But, only with someone important to
me. I don't give a shit otherwise, and
would rather maintain my honor.

Hernia exams or proctology ones?

[Gluey]

Hernias are most common in the abdominal and upper leg regions of the body less likely in a private spot.
and hernias happen mostly to people who play sports. I  don't play sports and I'm a girl so I don't have the pressure to lift heavy things
and be all macho. So I choose hernia.  If I was a slut that liked anything to do with anal HELL YA.  But I'm not. Hernia. Yes. Hernia.



Getting raped by an alien or having an alien cut open your body and waking up to unusual scars and nobody believes you and you are mistaken as an Emo bitch that cuts his/her self?

[maldoror]

Getting raped by an alien, because Emo kids are ghey.

Having your dominant hand amputated or losing both your legs in a tragic boating accident?

[El]

Getting raped by an alien, because Emo kids are ghey.

Having your dominant hand amputated or losing both your legs in a tragic boating accident?

I think that the legs would be less debilitating, PLUS seeing as it's an accident as opposed to amputation, I might be able to sue someone and make some money off it.

Throbbing pain, or maddening itch?

[Tesla]

Plus you would have been boating.  A bit of boating always makes me feel better.

I'd take the pain.  I can't stand to be itchy.


A million dollars, or a million orgasms?

[El]

Plus you would have been boating.  A bit of boating always makes me feel better.

I'd take the pain.  I can't stand to be itchy.


A million dollars, or a million orgasms?

A million dollars.

Rap or country music?

[Lucifer]

rap.  i'd rather stick pins in my eyes than listen to country. 

justice or mercy?