All it takes is
Gay dude: "Wow man nice! No homo."
Straight dude: "Hey thanks, man
![Smiley :)](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
"
*no imminent danger*
-what these homophobic diseased minds actually believe-
Gay dude: *Spots an attractive straight male in the communal shower, uses the "gay" to infect him and make him gay*
Straight dude: *is powerless against this filthy deviant, is infected with "gay" and agrees to have sex with him, which is a sin against god and will one day end the universe*
wut