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i once had a mouse
« on: November 18, 2010, 08:29:17 PM »
i once had a mouse and he lived in my house, i loved him so much that i named him Clouse.
but he stole my food and i found it rude so now hes as dead as OJ Simsons ex-spouse

seriously though there was a mouse running around my room and i killed it last night. hehe XD
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2010, 08:32:30 PM »
Get a cat, :fsm: His noodley holyness, the Spaghedeity made cats for just that purpose. :cat:
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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2010, 08:46:47 PM »
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on November 18, 2010, 08:29:17 PM
i once had a mouse and he lived in my house, i loved him so much that i named him Clouse.
but he stole my food and i found it rude so now hes as dead as OJ Simsons ex-spouse

seriously though there was a mouse running around my room and i killed it last night. hehe XD

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Poor little mousey.  :violin:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2010, 08:51:55 PM »
Did you eat it? :zoinks:
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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2010, 08:54:06 PM »
Quote from: parts on November 18, 2010, 08:51:55 PM
Did you eat it? :zoinks:

HECK YEAH I ATE IT!.... it didn't taste very good, should have probably cooked it first....
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2010, 08:58:49 PM »
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on November 18, 2010, 08:54:06 PM
Quote from: parts on November 18, 2010, 08:51:55 PM
Did you eat it? :zoinks:

HECK YEAH I ATE IT!.... it didn't taste very good, should have probably cooked it first....

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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2010, 09:04:14 PM »
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on November 18, 2010, 08:54:06 PM
Quote from: parts on November 18, 2010, 08:51:55 PM
Did you eat it? :zoinks:

HECK YEAH I ATE IT!.... it didn't taste very good, should have probably cooked it first....

Mmm...... Raw rat with a hint of rabies and a sprinkling of food poisoning.... Delicious! :autism:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2010, 09:12:17 PM »
cant forget the shmidge of fecal matter!
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 09:29:22 PM »
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on November 18, 2010, 09:12:17 PM
cant forget the shmidge of fecal matter!

Hmm.....nutty! :toporly:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 09:56:56 PM »
Quote from: Squid_thing on November 18, 2010, 09:29:22 PM
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on November 18, 2010, 09:12:17 PM
cant forget the shmidge of fecal matter!

Hmm.....nutty! :toporly:

well there was something crunchy in it... i dont know if it was nuts, do mice eat nuts?
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2010, 01:27:12 AM »
AAAK THERE IS ANOTHER ONE.... i name it Clouse 2.0 and i now plot for its demise!
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2010, 09:41:09 PM »
"if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse"
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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2010, 08:51:04 PM »
You didn't take the Mickey out of it, by any chance?

Or was it jus a Minnie mouse, you know, a tiny one.
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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2010, 02:51:35 AM »
Quote from: Steve-O on November 21, 2010, 08:51:04 PM
You didn't take the Mickey out of it, by any chance?

Or was it jus a Minnie mouse, you know, a tiny one.

it was mouse size... but dont worrie it had small ears, no childhood heros were hurt in the slaughter of this mouse
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: i once had a mouse
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2010, 12:40:28 PM »
"the mouse....it pooped in my bread"

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