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Re: All-New Which I2 Member Do You Want To Meet IRL thread
« Reply #210 on: December 17, 2018, 11:37:25 PM »
I would be open to meeting anyone who isn't obviously nutso.

That really doesn't leave many.
Hello, that doesn't even leave you
You two aren't far from each other Australia-wise, if you met, you could become best friends! :zoinks:
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Re: All-New Which I2 Member Do You Want To Meet IRL thread
« Reply #211 on: December 17, 2018, 11:40:46 PM »
Or bum buddies :tard:
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Re: All-New Which I2 Member Do You Want To Meet IRL thread
« Reply #212 on: December 18, 2018, 12:29:37 AM »
I would be open to meeting anyone who isn't obviously nutso.

That really doesn't leave many.
Hello, that doesn't even leave you
You two aren't far from each other Australia-wise, if you met, you could become best friends! :zoinks:

Al is as obviously nutso as it gets. But I'd be happy to meet him on condition somebody wheels him around on one of these:

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Re: All-New Which I2 Member Do You Want To Meet IRL thread
« Reply #213 on: December 18, 2018, 01:26:11 AM »
I would be open to meeting anyone who isn't obviously nutso.

That really doesn't leave many.
Hello, that doesn't even leave you
You two aren't far from each other Australia-wise, if you met, you could become best friends! :zoinks:

Al is as obviously nutso as it gets. But I'd be happy to meet him on condition somebody wheels him around on one of these:



I imagine you are a gangly doofus, mostly harmless and ineffectual, given to giggling at your own farts
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« Reply #214 on: December 18, 2018, 01:29:29 AM »
^ Well you're right about me giggling at my own farts at least.

I imagine you're the kind of guy who blames the dog.
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Re: All-New Which I2 Member Do You Want To Meet IRL thread
« Reply #215 on: December 18, 2018, 01:48:11 AM »
How could he blame the dog? when you'd probably have your finger plugging it's bum-hole and  repeatedly staring at the toaster and asking it 'thwibble?' :tard:
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« Reply #216 on: December 18, 2018, 02:23:54 AM »
If the dog farts I just give it a high five and a pat, then open the windows.
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Re: All-New Which I2 Member Do You Want To Meet IRL thread
« Reply #217 on: December 18, 2018, 09:19:13 AM »
Blaming the dog ain't nuts. It's the obvious solution to an embarrassing situation.

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« Reply #218 on: December 18, 2018, 10:37:48 AM »
Blaming the dog ain't nuts. It's the obvious solution to an embarrassing situation.
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Re: All-New Which I2 Member Do You Want To Meet IRL thread
« Reply #219 on: December 19, 2018, 06:16:20 AM »
Blaming the dog ain't nuts. It's the obvious solution to an embarrassing situation.
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  As long as you don't shame the poor pooch.  :puppy:
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Re: All-New Which I2 Member Do You Want To Meet IRL thread
« Reply #220 on: December 19, 2018, 10:19:43 AM »
Blaming the dog ain't nuts. It's the obvious solution to an embarrassing situation.
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  As long as you don't shame the poor pooch.  :puppy:

Actually, our dog knew when he farted in front of us that it was 'wrong'.

You couldn't blame him when he didn't though. He knew whether he was guilty.

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« Reply #221 on: December 19, 2018, 10:50:19 AM »
Blaming the dog ain't nuts. It's the obvious solution to an embarrassing situation.
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  As long as you don't shame the poor pooch.  :puppy:

Actually, our dog knew when he farted in front of us that it was 'wrong'.

You couldn't blame him when he didn't though. He knew whether he was guilty.
What kind of dog did you have? I had a black growing up who had the worst farts and they were silent and deadly. Anytime we had company, he would casually walk into the living room, let one loose, and then casually leave again and you could see people fidgeting trying not to be rude, smelling the awfulness and wondering who did it, knowing it wasn't them.
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Re: All-New Which I2 Member Do You Want To Meet IRL thread
« Reply #222 on: December 19, 2018, 03:20:05 PM »
Blaming the dog ain't nuts. It's the obvious solution to an embarrassing situation.
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  As long as you don't shame the poor pooch.  :puppy:

Actually, our dog knew when he farted in front of us that it was 'wrong'.

You couldn't blame him when he didn't though. He knew whether he was guilty.
What kind of dog did you have? I had a black growing up who had the worst farts and they were silent and deadly. Anytime we had company, he would casually walk into the living room, let one loose, and then casually leave again and you could see people fidgeting trying not to be rude, smelling the awfulness and wondering who did it, knowing it wasn't them.

A black what?

My dog is a black and chocolate brown german shepherd/lab mix. Not stinky, but barks like crazy at other dogs. She's very sweet to people though.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: All-New Which I2 Member Do You Want To Meet IRL thread
« Reply #223 on: December 19, 2018, 03:23:12 PM »
Blaming the dog ain't nuts. It's the obvious solution to an embarrassing situation.
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  As long as you don't shame the poor pooch.  :puppy:

Actually, our dog knew when he farted in front of us that it was 'wrong'.

You couldn't blame him when he didn't though. He knew whether he was guilty.
What kind of dog did you have? I had a black growing up who had the worst farts and they were silent and deadly. Anytime we had company, he would casually walk into the living room, let one loose, and then casually leave again and you could see people fidgeting trying not to be rude, smelling the awfulness and wondering who did it, knowing it wasn't them.

A black what?

My dog is a black and chocolate brown german shepherd/lab mix. Not stinky, but barks like crazy at other dogs. She's very sweet to people though.
Interesting. I missed an entire word in my reply. lol Labrador.

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Re: All-New Which I2 Member Do You Want To Meet IRL thread
« Reply #224 on: December 19, 2018, 04:12:24 PM »
My sister has an American Staffordshire. That's a different way of saying pitbull. All muscle and teeth. It is a really sweet rescue dog, but I still don't think they are an appropriate pet for most people. Her last dog was a huge Great Dane / Bull Terrier cross. At least she never has to worry about burglars.

I would love a German Shepherd but chances are we will get something small and cute and yappy in the new year.
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