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Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« on: October 09, 2010, 11:02:23 PM »
 I really think you need help Meadow, so here's what I suggest.

Why don't you let every male that you come across to ram their unlubricated cock into your cavernous ass? Sice that seems to be where most of your posts come from, it's likely the only organ in your body that's functioning correctly.

That way you'll at least provide SOME value to society.

Sincerely,

Long Dong Silver
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Re: Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2010, 12:24:57 AM »
BTW, this is the second callout on her. If you seriously think she'll bother, you're wasting your time.

But you are right, she is an oxygen thief.
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Re: Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2010, 02:55:58 AM »
Here Meadow Meadow Meadow, come on, you know you want to. It's in your blood to seek threads like this, you enjoy being an abused masochist don't you? You naughty woman, oh yes you are. :eyelash:
« Last Edit: October 10, 2010, 02:58:59 AM by ProfessorFarnsworth »
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2010, 03:53:56 AM »
Just pm'd the link to her.
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Re: Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2010, 03:56:38 AM »
:yawn:
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Re: Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2010, 04:00:40 AM »
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Re: Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2010, 06:13:23 AM »
...After you PMed the link to her.
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Re: Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2010, 08:41:04 AM »
Well honestly I don't expect anything, but I can't resist. I also can't help thinking of the Witch from Left 4 Dead when I think about Meadow. She's all crying and shit at first, but dare approach her... Yeah, don't. She tries to kill you with annoying bawwws and unoriginal insults, instead of long claws though, that's the only difference.
« Last Edit: October 10, 2010, 08:44:08 AM by ProfessorFarnsworth »
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2010, 10:07:04 AM »
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Re: Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2010, 10:14:08 AM »
This is giving her attention but hypocritically she won't respond to these threads.  :-\


Her cat avatar fits her personality but I liked her original one. The new one just doesn't fit unless she acts all cuddly.
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Re: Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2010, 10:37:47 AM »
Quote from: Kit on October 10, 2010, 10:14:08 AM
This is giving her attention but hypocritically she won't respond to these threads.  :-\


Her cat avatar fits her personality but I liked her original one. The new one just doesn't fit unless she acts all cuddly.

Well, we can rule out Borderline or Histrionic personality disorders then...  ;)

Meadow acts more like an ambush predator. She won't come out of her lair and fight in the open, she lures you in to her lair, then pounces.
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Re: Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2010, 11:29:49 AM »
Quote from: Scrapheap the Mooniac on October 10, 2010, 10:37:47 AM
Quote from: Kit on October 10, 2010, 10:14:08 AM
This is giving her attention but hypocritically she won't respond to these threads.  :-\


Her cat avatar fits her personality but I liked her original one. The new one just doesn't fit unless she acts all cuddly.

Well, we can rule out Borderline or Histrionic personality disorders then...  ;)

Meadow acts more like an ambush predator. She won't come out of her lair and fight in the open, she lures you in to her lair, then pounces.

 :indeed: although I would hardly say she pounces. More just lies there and takes it up the arse.
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Re: Meadow, you oxygen thief!!!
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2010, 12:28:09 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on October 10, 2010, 11:29:49 AM
Quote from: Scrapheap the Mooniac on October 10, 2010, 10:37:47 AM
Quote from: Kit on October 10, 2010, 10:14:08 AM
This is giving her attention but hypocritically she won't respond to these threads.  :-\


Her cat avatar fits her personality but I liked her original one. The new one just doesn't fit unless she acts all cuddly.

Well, we can rule out Borderline or Histrionic personality disorders then...  ;)

Meadow acts more like an ambush predator. She won't come out of her lair and fight in the open, she lures you in to her lair, then pounces.

 :indeed: although I would hardly say she pounces. More just lies there and takes it up the arse.

 :lol:
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