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Offline Trigger 11

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What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« on: September 21, 2010, 09:44:04 AM »
As in, if it weren't for family and some friends, this is what you would really post!

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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2010, 10:22:57 AM »
My book has a face?
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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2010, 11:34:16 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on September 21, 2010, 10:22:57 AM
My book has a face?

It's called the cover, smartass! :P
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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2010, 04:11:42 PM »
"Oh thank god, it was all just a dream."
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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2010, 09:16:12 PM »
Trigger 11 says, "Call me if you're looking for a good time!"
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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2010, 11:17:22 PM »
Happily married.
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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2010, 04:29:03 AM »
Bowserchump's ass kicker.
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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2010, 09:19:19 AM »
Facebook is gay. You are gay.
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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2010, 09:21:42 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on September 22, 2010, 08:58:18 AM
Trigger 11 has never had a decent blowjob! :(  :hahaha:

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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2010, 12:52:02 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 22, 2010, 09:19:19 AM
Facebook is gay. You are gay.

Are you trying to hit on me sweetcheeks? :-*
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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2010, 12:52:43 PM »
I like facebook
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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2010, 12:58:15 PM »
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2010, 01:20:03 PM »
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2010, 01:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on September 22, 2010, 01:20:03 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 22, 2010, 12:58:15 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on September 22, 2010, 12:52:02 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 22, 2010, 09:19:19 AM
Facebook is gay. You are gay.

Are you trying to hit on me sweetcheeks? :-*
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Oh my! You sent my heart a fluttering! ;)



yes thats it make out..... *grabs the camera*  :headbang2:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: What do you wish your Facebook status was?
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2010, 03:03:57 PM »
Trigger 11 just applied for a research position at NASA!

I have a few work colleagues as friends and can't post this! ;)
« Last Edit: September 22, 2010, 05:00:29 PM by Trigger11 »
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems
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