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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #870 on: April 14, 2011, 12:38:16 PM »
I have you all beat.  I was raised Mormon  :autism:

   How did you escape?   :orly:

Through the cunning application of IQ points  :autism:

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #871 on: April 14, 2011, 12:40:11 PM »
I have you all beat.  I was raised Mormon  :autism:

   How did you escape?   :orly:

Through the cunning application of IQ points  :autism:

  What happens to Mormons who leave the faith? Do your relatives still speak to you?  :chin:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #872 on: April 14, 2011, 12:56:54 PM »
I have you all beat.  I was raised Mormon  :autism:

   How did you escape?   :orly:

Through the cunning application of IQ points  :autism:

  What happens to Mormons who leave the faith? Do your relatives still speak to you?  :chin:

Yes, but I am the "Black Sheep" who is pitied.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #873 on: April 14, 2011, 01:00:13 PM »
I have you all beat.  I was raised Mormon  :autism:

   How did you escape?   :orly:

Through the cunning application of IQ points  :autism:

  What happens to Mormons who leave the faith? Do your relatives still speak to you?  :chin:

Yes, but I am the "Black Sheep" who is pitied.

   But now you are happy and free!  :sheeplove:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #874 on: April 14, 2011, 01:16:01 PM »
I have you all beat.  I was raised Mormon  :autism:

   How did you escape?   :orly:

Through the cunning application of IQ points  :autism:

  What happens to Mormons who leave the faith? Do your relatives still speak to you?  :chin:

Yes, but I am the "Black Sheep" who is pitied.

Is that better or worse than being the black olive that is pitted?
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« Reply #875 on: April 14, 2011, 01:35:48 PM »
I have you all beat.  I was raised Mormon  :autism:

   How did you escape?   :orly:

Through the cunning application of IQ points  :autism:

  What happens to Mormons who leave the faith? Do your relatives still speak to you?  :chin:

Yes, but I am the "Black Sheep" who is pitied.

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« Reply #876 on: April 14, 2011, 01:43:12 PM »
I have you all beat.  I was raised Mormon  :autism:
My older brother converted to LDS about 22 years ago.

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« Reply #877 on: April 14, 2011, 03:08:40 PM »
I have worked on about five LDS churches.  They are very anal about the design and who works on them
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #878 on: April 14, 2011, 03:49:27 PM »

My hip hurts!
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« Reply #879 on: April 14, 2011, 03:52:08 PM »

My hip hurts!

  You are having surgery on it, right?  When?   :orly:
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« Reply #880 on: April 14, 2011, 04:02:05 PM »

My hip hurts!

  You are having surgery on it, right?  When?   :orly:


It has been re-scheduled three times already.


At this point, so much has happened, that I am afraid that my original assessment is useless. It was supposed to happen in February, when we were slow at work, but I have injured it a bit since then along with fatiguing it severely, over and over.


I am afraid that I will have to start again with new X-rays, stress tests, stability tests, etc.

It has just been too long since my original assessment.


Right now, there is no scheduled time for the surgery.

 :'(
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #881 on: April 14, 2011, 04:08:45 PM »

My hip hurts!

  You are having surgery on it, right?  When?   :orly:


It has been re-scheduled three times already.


At this point, so much has happened, that I am afraid that my original assessment is useless. It was supposed to happen in February, when we were slow at work, but I have injured it a bit since then along with fatiguing it severely, over and over.


I am afraid that I will have to start again with new X-rays, stress tests, stability tests, etc.

It has just been too long since my original assessment.


Right now, there is no scheduled time for the surgery.

 :'(

    I am so sorry to hear that. There must be some way to get the process in motion again,
    before there is much more additional damage to the hip.   :(
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #882 on: April 14, 2011, 04:14:17 PM »

My hip hurts!

  You are having surgery on it, right?  When?   :orly:


It has been re-scheduled three times already.


At this point, so much has happened, that I am afraid that my original assessment is useless. It was supposed to happen in February, when we were slow at work, but I have injured it a bit since then along with fatiguing it severely, over and over.


I am afraid that I will have to start again with new X-rays, stress tests, stability tests, etc.

It has just been too long since my original assessment.


Right now, there is no scheduled time for the surgery.

 :'(

    I am so sorry to hear that. There must be some way to get the process in motion again,
    before there is much more additional damage to the hip.   :(

The first re-schedule was due to the over-optimistic expectation placed upon the operating room staff.  The next was my own fault - too much shit to do for the kids for the week. The last time was due to my doctor being sick.

I just need to start all over, at this point.

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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #883 on: April 14, 2011, 04:34:52 PM »

My hip hurts!

  You are having surgery on it, right?  When?   :orly:


It has been re-scheduled three times already.


At this point, so much has happened, that I am afraid that my original assessment is useless. It was supposed to happen in February, when we were slow at work, but I have injured it a bit since then along with fatiguing it severely, over and over.


I am afraid that I will have to start again with new X-rays, stress tests, stability tests, etc.

It has just been too long since my original assessment.


Right now, there is no scheduled time for the surgery.

 :'(

    I am so sorry to hear that. There must be some way to get the process in motion again,
    before there is much more additional damage to the hip.   :(

The first re-schedule was due to the over-optimistic expectation placed upon the operating room staff.  The next was my own fault - too much shit to do for the kids for the week. The last time was due to my doctor being sick.

I just need to start all over, at this point.



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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #884 on: April 14, 2011, 05:28:03 PM »


Thanks.

I have had thoughts recently that I MUSt fight back against all this pain to my best, even my very last.

I feel that my KEEPING MOVING will help stay the ravages of age for as long as I can still move.

I am still strong, but a day is coming when I may only have one good arm or one good leg or just a pinky finger left. By all the forces I can muster, when that horrible day comes, I will still be fighting my best with just a fucking pinky, if that is all I have to fight with!

Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.