Squid_Thing

[richard]

looks like im still gonna pay for sex!

[Squidusa]

looks like im still gonna pay for sex!

 :lol:

[richard]

i have a sex toy fleshlight, that looks like a squid. i'll just pretend its you

[Squidusa]

i have a sex toy fleshlight, that looks like a squid. i'll just pretend its you

 

[richard]

i think the skin color is mulatto, so you are of african decent. 

[Squidusa]

i think the skin color is mulatto, so you are of african decent. 

Ironically IRL I look borderline Anaemic  :lol:

['andersom']

yes. havent you learned manners while being on land? 

Manners = Tearing off your sexual partners limbs and then eating them right? 

Excellent table manners, for beginners.

For the more advanced squid, I would advice the use of a knife and a fork.

Maybe, one day, you will be invited at the dining table of Her Majesty. (Or on that table....)

[Squidusa]

yes. havent you learned manners while being on land?  

Manners = Tearing off your sexual partners limbs and then eating them right?  

Excellent table manners, for beginners.

For the more advanced squid, I would advice the use of a knife and a fork.

Maybe, one day, you will be invited at the dining table of Her Majesty. (Or on that table....)

 Is giving a squid 4 knives and 4 forks is a good idea? especially a borderline dsypraxic aspie squid like me?

and as for being on the table....yes I do llike to dance on them when a little bit tiddly  

['andersom']

yes. havent you learned manners while being on land?  

Manners = Tearing off your sexual partners limbs and then eating them right?  

Excellent table manners, for beginners.

For the more advanced squid, I would advice the use of a knife and a fork.

Maybe, one day, you will be invited at the dining table of Her Majesty. (Or on that table....)

 Is giving a squid 4 knives and 4 forks is a good idea? especially a borderline dsypraxic aspie squid like me?

and as for being on the table....yes I do llike to dance on them when a little bit tiddly  

As long as you would not chop yourself to precious rings, there would be no problem.

But, wielding the cutlery after having a drink is not to be advised for you.

['andersom']

Did you ever pretend to be human by wearing fishnet stockings?

[The_Chosen_One]

Squid_thing: Do you ever worry about jellyfish and octopi beating you to the counter at the nearest undersea pub?

[Squidusa]

As long as you would not chop yourself to precious rings, there would be no problem.

But, wielding the cutlery after having a drink is not to be advised for you.

As long as no one decided to eat those rings im sure everything would be fine (I taste horrible even if im covered in batter)

Did you ever pretend to be human by wearing fishnet stockings?

Squids and octopi can alter their shape , I dont need to use fishnet stockings to pretend to be human 

Squid_thing: Do you ever worry about jellyfish and octopi beating you to the counter at the nearest undersea pub?

No because if that happens I bitchslap them with all 8 of my tentacles its quite effective 

[Parts]

Have you ever appeared in Japanese tentacle porn 

[richard]

do you ever log off intensity?

[Squidusa]

Have you ever appeared in Japanese tentacle porn 

Yes Im one of the best in that field dear 

do you ever log off intensity?

Maybe..........