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I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« on: September 23, 2006, 10:02:33 AM »
This game may or may not pan out.  What you do is if you try something for the first time, sexual or not, you say "I lost my ___ virginity," referring to the new experience.  I'll start with a couple fo examples:

I lost my Twinkie virginity (had my first Twinkie) and my sushi virginity (had my first sushi) this month.  And last night, I lost my mushroom ravioli virginity.
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2006, 11:49:18 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 23, 2006, 10:02:33 AM
  And last night, I lost my mushroom ravioli virginity.
I notice you did not specify whether this one was sexual or not.... >:D
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2006, 11:50:35 AM »
Quote from: Draggon on September 23, 2006, 11:49:18 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 23, 2006, 10:02:33 AM
  And last night, I lost my mushroom ravioli virginity.
I notice you did not specify whether this one was sexual or not.... >:D

Woah, that's slang?  It was literally ravioli stuffed with mushrooms.
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2006, 11:58:52 AM »
i am no longer a virgin referee.  i just reffed my first game.
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2006, 01:19:54 PM »
I lost my "Betrayal at the house on the hill." Virginity yesterday.  Incase nobody knows what it is, it is this absurd(but fun(especially when a bit under the influence)) game where you gradually build a mansion that will at some point during the game become haunted and try to kill you, and one of the players become traitor and help it.  And due to the mechanics it is a different experience every game.
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2006, 02:42:11 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 23, 2006, 11:50:35 AM
Quote from: Draggon on September 23, 2006, 11:49:18 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 23, 2006, 10:02:33 AM
  And last night, I lost my mushroom ravioli virginity.
I notice you did not specify whether this one was sexual or not.... >:D

Woah, that's slang?  It was literally ravioli stuffed with mushrooms.
No, not really, I just have a very random mind
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2006, 03:01:56 PM »
When i saw his post I considered that he was suggesting that you had lost your raviloi virginity meaning you ... used it.  Like cucumbers.  And I might have a random mind, but it is far more perverted first.
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2006, 03:14:13 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on September 23, 2006, 03:01:56 PM
When i saw his post I considered that he was suggesting that you had lost your raviloi virginity meaning you ... used it.  Like cucumbers.  And I might have a random mind, but it is far more perverted first.
Well that was one of my ideas, the other one was.....  *entire forum shouts "NO!!" to stop Draggon from spilling the rest of his mind*
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2006, 03:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Draggon on September 23, 2006, 03:14:13 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on September 23, 2006, 03:01:56 PM
When i saw his post I considered that he was suggesting that you had lost your raviloi virginity meaning you ... used it.  Like cucumbers.  And I might have a random mind, but it is far more perverted first.
Well that was one of my ideas, the other one was.....  *entire forum shouts "NO!!" to stop Draggon from spilling the rest of his mind*

I didn't shout no, i shout "Ooo Ooo!  I wanna know!"
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2006, 03:33:29 PM »
The other one would be to rub ravioli all over her body and have Thag lick it off... I'm really trying but I can't seem to think of any more
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2006, 07:49:12 PM »
Quote from: Draggon on September 23, 2006, 03:33:29 PM
The other one would be to rub ravioli all over her body and have Thag lick it off... I'm really trying but I can't seem to think of any more

EEEWWWWWW!!!!  You're only supposed to do that with sweet stuff like hot chocolate and whipped cream!!!!!!!
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2006, 09:26:33 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 23, 2006, 07:49:12 PM
Quote from: Draggon on September 23, 2006, 03:33:29 PM
The other one would be to rub ravioli all over her body and have Thag lick it off... I'm really trying but I can't seem to think of any more

EEEWWWWWW!!!!  You're only supposed to do that with sweet stuff like hot chocolate and whipped cream!!!!!!!
:laugh: +1
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2006, 09:27:50 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on September 23, 2006, 01:19:54 PM
I lost my "Betrayal at the house on the hill." Virginity yesterday.  Incase nobody knows what it is, it is this absurd(but fun(especially when a bit under the influence)) game where you gradually build a mansion that will at some point during the game become haunted and try to kill you, and one of the players become traitor and help it.  And due to the mechanics it is a different experience every game.
more info on this game?
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2006, 12:47:28 AM »
i lost my IM virginity to Praetor in the Aspie Village Chat Room.  :o

he was very gentle with me.
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2006, 06:13:50 AM »
dammit omega, i keep giving you karma, but i can't make any headway.  you must have alot of people pissed off. whats the deal?
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