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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1560 on: September 06, 2013, 05:38:52 AM »
I want a dancing vagina emoticon! I am sick of all these dancing penis running this place. >:(

Are there any out there? Can you find one?

Not that I know of! :dunno:

  One would hope not!    God created the female organs for childbearing, not for dancing!   :pope:

So only :penis: can dance? That's sexist. :orly:

  Almighty God never intended ANY of the sex organs to be used for anything so frivolous.  :M
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1561 on: September 06, 2013, 05:44:16 AM »
I want a dancing vagina emoticon! I am sick of all these dancing penis running this place. >:(

Are there any out there? Can you find one?

Not that I know of! :dunno:

  One would hope not!    God created the female organs for childbearing, not for dancing!   :pope:

So only :penis: can dance? That's sexist. :orly:

  God never intended ANY of the sex organs to be used for anything so frivolous.  :M

:indeed:

We should be using them for what they're designed for. :eyelash:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1562 on: September 06, 2013, 06:07:13 AM »
I want a dancing vagina emoticon! I am sick of all these dancing penis running this place. >:(

Are there any out there? Can you find one?

Not that I know of! :dunno:

  One would hope not!    God created the female organs for childbearing, not for dancing!   :pope:

So only :penis: can dance? That's sexist. :orly:

  God never intended ANY of the sex organs to be used for anything so frivolous.  :M

:indeed:

We should be using them for what they're designed for. :eyelash:

  They are designed for reproduction within marriage!  Only for that!   :soapbox:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1563 on: September 06, 2013, 04:25:59 PM »
I want a dancing vagina emoticon! I am sick of all these dancing penis running this place. >:(

Are there any out there? Can you find one?

Not that I know of! :dunno:

  One would hope not!    God created the female organs for childbearing, not for dancing!   :pope:

So only :penis: can dance? That's sexist. :orly:

  God never intended ANY of the sex organs to be used for anything so frivolous.  :M

:indeed:

We should be using them for what they're designed for. :eyelash:

  They are designed for reproduction within marriage!  Only for that!   :soapbox:

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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1564 on: September 06, 2013, 04:27:13 PM »
 :'(
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1565 on: September 08, 2013, 04:15:05 PM »
And in typical fashion, once I log in everybody leaves. hah
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1566 on: September 09, 2013, 11:21:50 PM »
 :hahaha:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1567 on: September 10, 2013, 06:04:14 PM »
You're not alone, Richard. :P :ninja:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1568 on: September 10, 2013, 06:05:43 PM »
moomin me online are you. how dare you,  :spaz:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1569 on: September 10, 2013, 11:05:06 PM »
All by mysee-e-elf, I wanna be all by mysee-e-eelf.
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1570 on: September 11, 2013, 04:01:55 PM »
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1571 on: September 11, 2013, 11:17:15 PM »
We apologise for the low quality and will endeavour to improve the content. We are currently trying to attract Nobel Prize winners to the board.

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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1572 on: September 14, 2013, 07:23:47 PM »
We apologise for the low quality and will endeavour to improve the content. We are currently trying to attract Nobel Prize winners to the board.

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  I'm a Nobel winner, right?   :einstein:   I'll help the site by posting my new theories from beyond the edge of time!
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1573 on: September 16, 2013, 07:08:00 PM »
I am here alone with a wobbly troll. :hide:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1574 on: September 16, 2013, 07:54:50 PM »
I am here alone with a wobbly troll. :hide:

      First World problems.  :P
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