A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on June 21, 2014, 07:20:27 PM I am all alone, listening to 1970s dance music on my headphones. Alone. So you're doing a little dance and getting down tonight.
I am all alone, listening to 1970s dance music on my headphones. Alone.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 21, 2014, 09:21:30 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 21, 2014, 07:20:27 PM I am all alone, listening to 1970s dance music on my headphones. Alone. So you're doing a little dance and getting down tonight. I am sitting in my computer chair, tapping my right foot.
It must be the middle of the night for you. Why aren't you asleep?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I feel alone.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
Quote from: sg1008 on July 30, 2014, 12:11:05 AM There, there, I'm here now.
I need someone to rock me to sleep.