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I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on April 02, 2010, 09:57:47 PMI've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.That's one for the "Shock the Cashier" thread!
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on April 02, 2010, 09:57:47 PMI've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.Well, if any store actually had KY Jelly by the gallon, Walmart would probably be it! (Probably just a few aisles down from the Christian book display! )
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 02, 2010, 10:09:43 PMQuote from: earthboundmisfit on April 02, 2010, 09:57:47 PMI've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.Well, if any store actually had KY Jelly by the gallon, Walmart would probably be it! (Probably just a few aisles down from the Christian book display! )And next to the Ammo
In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt
Quote from: parts on April 03, 2010, 09:18:27 PMIn collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt Did he distract security while the rest of you filled your pockets?
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 03, 2010, 09:21:22 PMQuote from: parts on April 03, 2010, 09:18:27 PMIn collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt Did he distract security while the rest of you filled your pockets? No he got us kicked out when he flashed the clerk we bought him chicken though so he was happy
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: parts on April 03, 2010, 09:18:27 PMIn collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 04, 2010, 04:47:31 AMQuote from: parts on April 03, 2010, 09:18:27 PMIn collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.Was he , or just eccentric?
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 04, 2010, 05:20:28 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 04, 2010, 04:47:31 AMQuote from: parts on April 03, 2010, 09:18:27 PMIn collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.Was he , or just eccentric? Extremely eccentric, annoying and smug.He would also walk on the tables, open all his windows wide in winter, and wave with his handkerchief through class after blowing his nose, all to enhance our resistance. UGH!