No, I want YOU to suck my Balls of Tungsten Carbide(TM)!!! ![Litigious is BRAVE! :viking:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/Viking.gif)
I was BORN with Balls of Steel(TM), baby!
![O RLY? :eyebrows:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/eyebrows.gif)
They function just like human testicles, but they are made out of Steel!
Your Balls of Tungsten Carbide are just fake implants and do not function like real Balls(TM).
As a result of you replacing your human testicles with metal implants, your testosterone level dropped to about the level of a 12 year old female.
![omgzokool :zoinks:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grinman.gif)
Enjoy your "harder than steel" balls, because you really don't have any, if you get my drift!
![Roll Eyes ::)](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)