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Re: Hello...
« Reply #90 on: February 25, 2010, 06:16:27 AM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Do you put out on the 1st date??

Never had a first date, or any date, but no, I wouldn't.  :angel:
why not?

do you conform to social regulations?

No, I just don't get anything out of being touched, certainly not enough to risk disease, pregnancy or heartbreak with someone I barely know.  :thumbdn:
fair enough.

asides from the dislike of touch i see that the brainwash did work.  :laugh:
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #91 on: February 25, 2010, 06:16:42 AM »
hey cbc: introduced myself in the Shoutbox, but thought I'd do it more formal here.

I used to live in Rockville, about 10 mi from DC. I moved to CA five years ago. I have a sig other, two cats, and lots and lots of computer and audio/video equipment.

Would write more but have to get back to my "life."

 :welcome:

*waves* Nice to meet you! Cats are great. I used to live with 7 of them!  8)
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #92 on: February 25, 2010, 06:19:44 AM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Do you put out on the 1st date??

Never had a first date, or any date, but no, I wouldn't.  :angel:
why not?

do you conform to social regulations?

No, I just don't get anything out of being touched, certainly not enough to risk disease, pregnancy or heartbreak with someone I barely know.  :thumbdn:
fair enough.

asides from the dislike of touch i see that the brainwash did work.  :laugh:

Nah, I just like to keep things simple. Celibacy is a simple and hassle-free condition.  8)
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #93 on: February 25, 2010, 06:22:11 AM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Do you put out on the 1st date??

Never had a first date, or any date, but no, I wouldn't.  :angel:
why not?

do you conform to social regulations?

No, I just don't get anything out of being touched, certainly not enough to risk disease, pregnancy or heartbreak with someone I barely know.  :thumbdn:
fair enough.

asides from the dislike of touch i see that the brainwash did work.  :laugh:

Nah, I just like to keep things simple. Celibacy is a simple and hassle-free condition.  8)
i guess it would be.

but i like the juice of the hunt, and the feeling of the conquest.
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #94 on: February 25, 2010, 06:24:19 AM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Do you put out on the 1st date??

Never had a first date, or any date, but no, I wouldn't.  :angel:
why not?

do you conform to social regulations?

No, I just don't get anything out of being touched, certainly not enough to risk disease, pregnancy or heartbreak with someone I barely know.  :thumbdn:
fair enough.

asides from the dislike of touch i see that the brainwash did work.  :laugh:

Nah, I just like to keep things simple. Celibacy is a simple and hassle-free condition.  8)
i guess it would be.

but i like the juice of the hunt, and the feeling of the conquest.

Ah well, you can have that, I am very content the way I am.  8)
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #95 on: February 25, 2010, 06:30:18 AM »
i don't have that anymore.

i was the hunted and now am captured.
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #96 on: February 25, 2010, 06:33:07 AM »
i don't have that anymore.

i was the hunted and now am captured.

Ah yes, married 13 years, right?  :)
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #97 on: February 25, 2010, 06:34:23 AM »
i don't have that anymore.

i was the hunted and now am captured.

Ah yes, married 13 years, right?  :)
happily.

good memory.


how come you don't post in other threads?
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #98 on: February 25, 2010, 08:59:11 PM »
Are you a guy?

No, a 43-year-old lady.  :angel:

Do you put out on the 1st date??

Never had a first date, or any date, but no, I wouldn't.  :angel:

Are you still a virgin?? are you an anal virgin??

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Re: Hello...
« Reply #99 on: February 25, 2010, 09:05:45 PM »
i don't have that anymore.

i was the hunted and now am captured.

Ah yes, married 13 years, right?  :)
happily.

good memory.


how come you don't post in other threads?

I have, just finding my way around.  8)
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #100 on: February 25, 2010, 09:16:16 PM »
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #101 on: February 25, 2010, 09:18:25 PM »
^^ That's not something to brag about.  :-\

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Re: Hello...
« Reply #102 on: February 25, 2010, 09:26:30 PM »
^^ That's not something to brag about.  :-\
is you an anal virgin ?

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Re: Hello...
« Reply #103 on: February 25, 2010, 09:30:59 PM »
^^ That's not something to brag about.  :-\

Nothing to be embarrassed about either.  8)
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Re: Hello...
« Reply #104 on: February 25, 2010, 11:48:47 PM »
^^ That's not something to brag about.  :-\
is you an anal virgin ?

Why? are you looking for a date?