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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #285 on: September 25, 2011, 09:05:22 AM »
If you're male, you start wearing a hat to keep your bald spot from getting sunburned in the summer and cold in the winter.  If  you're female your hair suddenly turns platinum or Dame Edna Blue.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #286 on: September 26, 2011, 12:47:52 AM »
Someone has to start wiping your ass for you again!
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #287 on: September 26, 2011, 02:55:50 AM »
you start using the word 'homely'
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #288 on: September 26, 2011, 11:01:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss  Brown on September 26, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
you start using the word 'homely'

You forget where home is.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #289 on: September 27, 2011, 03:11:29 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 26, 2011, 11:01:50 PM
Quote from: Miss  Brown on September 26, 2011, 02:55:50 AM
you start using the word 'homely'

You forget where home is.

I think that that is when you have forgotten that you are old.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #290 on: September 27, 2011, 03:20:53 AM »
I remember when I was 17 and I could stay out all night long then go to school all day, then go to work, then party all night again. I honestly do not think I slept my entire senior year. And I was never tired, I was an effing machine. Now I dont sleep and I drag ass all day. Hell I drag ass all day anyway. I like napping over anarchy. I think this means I'm getting old.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #291 on: November 28, 2012, 04:17:22 AM »
When visiting the doctor, you realise you now have to pay someone to look at you nekkid. :moon:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #292 on: November 28, 2012, 09:35:35 AM »
When you realize you've been listening to Hootie and the Blowfish and enjoying the song.  :laugh:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #293 on: November 28, 2012, 04:37:17 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on November 28, 2012, 04:17:22 AM
When visiting the doctor, you realise you now have to pay someone to look at you nekkid. :moon:

There are so many possible replies to this I need to suppress. :GA:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #294 on: November 28, 2012, 04:38:26 PM »
...the failure of entire web fora are blamed on your birth certificate.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #295 on: November 28, 2012, 05:28:17 PM »
You have a daughter who gets Medicare.

That was the first time I felt old.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #296 on: November 28, 2012, 05:30:29 PM »
....when you have never been offered M-CAT and don't know what the fuck it is anyway :tard:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #297 on: December 01, 2012, 04:47:11 AM »
When your daughter bugs you about driving.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #298 on: December 01, 2012, 05:43:37 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 01, 2012, 04:47:11 AM
When your daughter bugs you about driving.

  Does she think you are too old to drive?    :oldman:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #299 on: December 01, 2012, 04:21:57 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 01, 2012, 05:43:37 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 01, 2012, 04:47:11 AM
When your daughter bugs you about driving.

  Does she think you are too old to drive?    :oldman:
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