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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #270 on: December 19, 2010, 08:24:37 AM »
ahh but 20 year old guys are soooooo hot  :autism:



I can pass for 20  :orly: and I do all the time. But some of these "kids" are really immature. OR,  maybe Im just TOO OLD FOR THEM


they were like jumpin around making all kinds of sudden movements. I was like " uh, can we maybe sit down awhile"

Were they under the influence of drugs?   :orly:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #271 on: December 19, 2010, 08:35:11 AM »
yes, probably. And they were quite drunk.


young guys like to do that, though. And they like to jump on each other, too.


I just had a hard time understanding what was so funny all of the time


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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #272 on: December 19, 2010, 12:23:35 PM »
You come across a thread you created yesterday and think, "What the hell is that about?"
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #273 on: December 19, 2010, 02:53:19 PM »
:laugh:

It reminds me of something. Hmm...
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #274 on: December 31, 2010, 05:40:41 PM »
 arthritis is back :hamsterwheel:

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #275 on: September 24, 2011, 10:29:57 PM »
Other people your age have kids who are in their 40's.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #276 on: September 24, 2011, 10:31:33 PM »
Other people your age have kids who are in their 40's.

 That just means you are a late-blooming parent, like my parents.  :thumbup:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #277 on: September 25, 2011, 02:11:54 AM »
You find yourself telling other people
to "put a cardi on"
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #278 on: September 25, 2011, 02:15:56 AM »
You look in your wardrobe and find
an awful lot of cardigan's.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #279 on: September 25, 2011, 02:48:29 AM »
You find you are no longer acting when expressing
joy at the cardi you have just been given for christmas!
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #280 on: September 25, 2011, 02:50:24 AM »
Your decision on whether to buy a new garment rests totally
on if you already have a matching cardi.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #281 on: September 25, 2011, 03:49:20 AM »
You have to go back and see what thread you are in.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #282 on: September 25, 2011, 04:31:44 AM »
You find you are no longer acting when expressing
joy at the cardi you have just been given for christmas!

  :plus:   Now I picture you beaming at bulky sweaters on Christmas morning!  :rofl:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #283 on: September 25, 2011, 08:08:06 AM »
One of your kids gets his own apartment  :o
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #284 on: September 25, 2011, 08:11:15 AM »
You look at young people not with admiration or envy but rather sentimental reminicing
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