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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #225 on: December 06, 2010, 07:59:18 AM »
When the doctor tells you that a treatment you had has been centuries ago.....
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #226 on: December 06, 2010, 09:00:25 AM »
When the doctor tells you that a treatment you had has been centuries ago.....

Was that the one where the bear walked on your back to cure your backache?  Or the one where a hangman's noose across the forehead cures a headache?

(Actual cures I remember from a high school paper I wrote.)
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #227 on: December 06, 2010, 12:02:59 PM »
When the doctor tells you that a treatment you had has been centuries ago.....

Was that the one where the bear walked on your back to cure your backache?  Or the one where a hangman's noose across the forehead cures a headache?

(Actual cures I remember from a high school paper I wrote.)

No, he has said it twice to me, once when I told him I had a wart removed with a soldering iron as a kid, and today, when he heard how long it had been that I had my last tetanus jab.

That man knows how to make a woman feel good about her self.  :P
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #228 on: December 06, 2010, 03:30:03 PM »
When you fondly remember your pre-reading glasses days (when only one pair was enough).
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #229 on: December 06, 2010, 03:35:13 PM »
When you fondly remember your pre-reading glasses days (when only one pair was enough).

Aaahhhh, the pre-glasses stage.

I should be getting stronger reading glasses, soon I can fondly remember my first pair of reading glasses.  :violin:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #230 on: December 06, 2010, 03:35:48 PM »
I've had mine for ages.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #231 on: December 09, 2010, 03:18:04 PM »
when your body falls apart like mine is :P

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #232 on: December 10, 2010, 07:34:10 AM »
Your body aches whenever it's rainy.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #233 on: December 10, 2010, 09:44:16 AM »
I've had mine for ages.  :zombiefuck:

What's even scarier is that they don't make them like they used to   :(
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #234 on: December 10, 2010, 01:10:23 PM »
I've had mine for ages.  :zombiefuck:

What's even scarier is that they don't make them like they used to   :(

They certainly don't. :laugh:

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #235 on: December 11, 2010, 10:12:00 PM »
When you're too tired from lifting a love seat to do any loving on it. :(
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #236 on: December 12, 2010, 10:14:16 AM »
When you're too tired from lifting a love seat to do any loving on it. :(
Thank goodness you are not so old that you can't try again the day after.  :eyebrows:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #237 on: December 12, 2010, 10:18:41 AM »
When you're too tired from lifting a love seat to do any loving on it. :(
Thank goodness you are not so old that you can't try again the day after.  :eyebrows:


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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #238 on: December 12, 2010, 12:52:55 PM »
When you read of someone else's impending hip surgery and realise that it's only a matter of time until you are there too.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #239 on: December 12, 2010, 01:59:15 PM »
When you read of someone else's impending hip surgery and realise that it's only a matter of time until you are there too.

Or you can remember when they didn't have hip replacement parts.

BTW - do you think we can get a group discount on canes? 
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