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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #600 on: November 08, 2021, 03:56:02 PM »
Cut my hair today. He said he saved all the grey bits. :P
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #601 on: November 08, 2021, 05:58:58 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 08, 2021, 03:56:02 PM
Cut my hair today. He said he saved all the grey bits. :P

Thinking about your gray bits makes me feel naughty.  :zoinks:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #602 on: November 12, 2021, 01:16:27 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 08, 2021, 05:58:58 PM
Quote from: odeon on November 08, 2021, 03:56:02 PM
Cut my hair today. He said he saved all the grey bits. :P

Thinking about your gray bits makes me feel naughty.  :zoinks:

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #603 on: February 01, 2022, 04:48:03 PM »
When the kids start getting gray hairs.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #604 on: February 01, 2022, 05:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Jack on February 01, 2022, 04:48:03 PM
When the kids start getting gray hairs.
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Did not feel old when that happened. Ex was graying before age 25. Oldest is too. Chances are oldest will overtake me in amounts of silver linings within 10 years. And if my mom will live long enough, I guess oldest will win from her too in due time.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #605 on: February 01, 2022, 07:17:24 PM »
Kayleigh has gone quite grey and she's 6 years younger than I am. I get the odd silver hair.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #606 on: February 08, 2022, 10:25:36 AM »
Grey and white, me. Ugh.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #607 on: March 18, 2022, 09:20:02 PM »
When I start watching youtube videos on face lifting makeup techniques for older women.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #608 on: March 19, 2022, 12:57:59 AM »
People call me sir.... I'm not that old yet!!! Am I?
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #609 on: March 19, 2022, 03:57:44 PM »
No Sir, you're not.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #610 on: March 19, 2022, 06:58:51 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on March 19, 2022, 12:57:59 AM
People call me sir.... I'm not that old yet!!! Am I?

It might just be them being polite. I sometimes call young people sir and ma'am. I never considered it might be a weird thing to do. Although if your age starts with a 3, then yes you are that old yet.  :lol1:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #611 on: March 19, 2022, 07:00:06 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 19, 2022, 03:57:44 PM
No Sir, you're not.

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Quote from: Genesis on March 19, 2022, 12:57:59 AM
People call me sir.... I'm not that old yet!!! Am I?

It might just be them being polite. I sometimes call young people sir and ma'am. I never considered it might be a weird thing to do. Although if your age starts with a 3, then yes you are that old yet.  :lol1:

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #612 on: March 20, 2022, 01:59:20 AM »
Quote from: Jack on March 18, 2022, 09:20:02 PM
When I start watching youtube videos on face lifting makeup techniques for older women.

I watch them all the time. They're HOT!

... uh, wait a second. Does that mean ...?

Aw, shit. Never mind.

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #613 on: March 20, 2022, 02:08:55 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 19, 2022, 06:58:51 PM
Quote from: Genesis on March 19, 2022, 12:57:59 AM
People call me sir.... I'm not that old yet!!! Am I?

It might just be them being polite. I sometimes call young people sir and ma'am. I never considered it might be a weird thing to do. Although if your age starts with a 3, then yes you are that old yet.  :lol1:

Most of the women I have encountered do not care to be called Ma'am, unless they are old school southern and quite matronly. Rare birds around here. Most female strangers of any age addressed by another stranger do not mind as much being called "Miss" in a respectful way.

Try it the next time you open a door or pick up something for some female stranger. Really, really, really, don't call them Lady. That will often backfire.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #614 on: March 20, 2022, 06:54:07 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 20, 2022, 01:59:20 AM
Quote from: Jack on March 18, 2022, 09:20:02 PM
When I start watching youtube videos on face lifting makeup techniques for older women.

I watch them all the time. They're HOT!

... uh, wait a second. Does that mean ...?

Aw, shit. Never mind.

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Turns out I've probably been doing myself an injustice for some years with a couple of things which were fine in younger years.
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