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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #510 on: May 13, 2007, 01:38:15 PM »
i have concluded that my views on sex today are a result of being taken advantage of by several curious girls when i was a teen.

i am serious.
can't a man make a serious rape charge against a woman?

It's damned tough - true or not. Likely to be laughing
on all sides of the court.

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #511 on: May 13, 2007, 02:57:39 PM »
How do I stop being a spaz, and collapsing the first section?

Did it again, but wasn't really looking for anything in it,
and missed a lot of fun.

Stop clicking on Start Here but if you accidentally do, just click on it again and it will re-expand.

All easy for you. I'm trying to ask McJ, because he strikes me as likely
to have the same problem. I KNOW what I'm doing, I just want
to know how to stop doing so.
when do you do it?

is it when you are trying to refresh the homepage?

Yeah. And then I just don't notice.
i found that it is better if i click the home button rather than the intensity² button when i want to refresh the main page.

since i started doing so i have  eliminated the problem of hidding a section of boards.
and hitting either button does the same thing.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #512 on: May 13, 2007, 03:08:31 PM »
See? I KNEW you'd have the answer.

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #513 on: May 13, 2007, 03:10:00 PM »
yeah.

just get into the habit of clicking further away from the trouble area.  especially when you are drunk.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #514 on: May 13, 2007, 03:11:08 PM »
At least when I was drunk, I noticed the absence.

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #515 on: May 13, 2007, 03:11:58 PM »
At least when I was drunk, I noticed the absence.
maybe you should stay drunk.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #516 on: May 13, 2007, 03:23:28 PM »
At least when I was drunk, I noticed the absence.
maybe you should stay drunk.

Life would certainly be less miserable.

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #517 on: May 16, 2007, 08:05:46 AM »
What's the ultimate, guaranteed sex trick to get a guy coming back for more???

In a general sense...

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #518 on: May 16, 2007, 12:26:25 PM »
What's the ultimate, guaranteed sex trick to get a guy coming back for more???

In a general sense...
a mind numbing blowjob.


a hummer is great because it involves a man's two favorite pasttimes; sex and doing nothing at all.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #519 on: May 16, 2007, 04:50:12 PM »
What's the ultimate, guaranteed sex trick to get a guy coming back for more???

In a general sense...
a mind numbing blowjob.


a hummer is great because it involves a man's two favorite pasttimes; sex and doing nothing at all.

I thought you'd be more creative than that...
but then again...

1) In that case, can you give me your rough estimation on the percentage of women capable of giving this said mind numbing blow job?
2) Do you think finishing up with the "sucking a golf ball through a hose" technique works best??  ie; sucking for dear life?

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #520 on: May 16, 2007, 04:54:26 PM »
all blowjobs are great.  but i would estimate that about 4% of women can give a mind numbing blowjob.


finishing up with eye contact and an innocent look on your face followed by a gulp is also very erotic.
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #521 on: May 16, 2007, 04:55:02 PM »
Since you've said you have a thing for large nipples when I came across this earlier I wondered if this was the kind of size you meant?

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #522 on: May 16, 2007, 04:57:15 PM »
Since you've said you have a thing for large nipples when I came across this earlier I wondered if this was the kind of size you meant?

are you putting me on a binge and purge diet?
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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #523 on: May 16, 2007, 04:57:59 PM »
Since you've said you have a thing for large nipples when I came across this earlier I wondered if this was the kind of size you meant?

are you putting me on a binge and purge diet?

I told you I'd get my revenge. Making you look at it twice should be enough though :-*

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Re: ask mcfagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #524 on: May 16, 2007, 04:59:35 PM »
Since you've said you have a thing for large nipples when I came across this earlier I wondered if this was the kind of size you meant?

are you putting me on a binge and purge diet?

I told you I'd get my revenge. Making you look at it twice should be enough though :-*
forcing me to look at your tits would be better.
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