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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4605 on: September 27, 2007, 06:27:45 PM »
Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on September 27, 2007, 11:46:34 AM
She's just obsessed with the guy.

If you want to drink somebody there might be a way to do it.   First get a fucking huge blender.  Chop the body into pieces and put them into the blender.   Hit the button that says "Liquify", wait a while, then enjoy your human drink.

What about a wood chipper first ?  Call it - 'Young Guy a la Fargo'  Perfect smoothie for relaxing on those summer evenings or as apertif when dining with friends!
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4606 on: September 27, 2007, 06:30:15 PM »
Quote from: RupertPupkin on September 27, 2007, 06:27:45 PM
Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on September 27, 2007, 11:46:34 AM
She's just obsessed with the guy.

If you want to drink somebody there might be a way to do it.   First get a fucking huge blender.  Chop the body into pieces and put them into the blender.   Hit the button that says "Liquify", wait a while, then enjoy your human drink.

What about a wood chipper first ?  Call it - 'Young Guy a la Fargo'  Perfect smoothie for relaxing on those summer evenings or as apertif when dining with friends!
Need something somewhat sterile to put the human shavings from the woodchipper into (plastic bag or something?).   That and you must keep the blades really clean.   Close enough I guess, might get some leftover maple or oak flavour in your smoothie.   I haven't watched Fargo in forever, bleh never enough hours in the day.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4607 on: September 27, 2007, 07:41:11 PM »
Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on September 27, 2007, 06:30:15 PM
Quote from: RupertPupkin on September 27, 2007, 06:27:45 PM
Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on September 27, 2007, 11:46:34 AM
She's just obsessed with the guy.

If you want to drink somebody there might be a way to do it.   First get a fucking huge blender.  Chop the body into pieces and put them into the blender.   Hit the button that says "Liquify", wait a while, then enjoy your human drink.

What about a wood chipper first ?  Call it - 'Young Guy a la Fargo'  Perfect smoothie for relaxing on those summer evenings or as apertif when dining with friends!
Need something somewhat sterile to put the human shavings from the woodchipper into (plastic bag or something?).   That and you must keep the blades really clean.   Close enough I guess, might get some leftover maple or oak flavour in your smoothie.   I haven't watched Fargo in forever, bleh never enough hours in the day.

It sounds like something that could be marketed as an adventure holiday. Charge maybe $20,000 per person. Round up some death row prisioners and give them a head start in the icey wilderness somewhere. Then chase them on horse back like a fox hunt, capture and 'smoothie' them.     
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4608 on: September 27, 2007, 07:53:59 PM »
Red wine
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4609 on: September 27, 2007, 08:17:21 PM »
Cold coffee black
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4610 on: September 28, 2007, 04:55:13 AM »
Scotch and carrot juice. Gets me drunk but I see good!
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4611 on: September 28, 2007, 04:56:44 AM »
Coca Cola
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4612 on: September 28, 2007, 05:31:45 AM »
coffee :yawn: hope it works
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4613 on: September 28, 2007, 05:33:01 AM »
Water. For sobriety.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4614 on: September 28, 2007, 06:20:23 AM »
Lapsang Souchong Tea :green:
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4615 on: September 28, 2007, 11:46:21 AM »
not drinking anything, but thinking about the starobrno in the fridge. ;D
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4616 on: September 28, 2007, 12:44:15 PM »
is it still in the fridge?

post-prandial coffee.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4617 on: September 28, 2007, 12:50:54 PM »
it's still in the fridge. considering tea.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4618 on: September 28, 2007, 12:51:45 PM »
ginseng tea?

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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #4619 on: September 28, 2007, 01:08:21 PM »
:P

i went for the starobrno instead. :beer:
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