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yo momma jokes
« on: December 06, 2009, 02:57:06 PM »
i think we need yo momma jokes thread
so post those jokes as you please :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green:
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2009, 04:15:37 PM »
Yo mama...

is a joke. :P
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2009, 04:30:09 PM »
I killed the thread.  :green:
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2009, 07:27:40 PM »
I don't understand the jokes.
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2009, 07:32:01 PM »
I don't find them funny.
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2009, 01:15:30 AM »
My sons are in a demographic in which "yo mama" jokes are well-liked and used often. Occasionally one of them will forget he's talking to his brother, and this spoils the effect somewhat:

Fense: This game is awesome.
Xan: That game sucks donkey balls.
Fense: Your mother sucks... oh wait....

:lol:

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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2009, 04:00:48 AM »
:D
Now I somewhat understand.
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2009, 08:32:21 AM »
Quote from: SleepyDragon on December 12, 2009, 01:15:30 AM
My sons are in a demographic in which "yo mama" jokes are well-liked and used often. Occasionally one of them will forget he's talking to his brother, and this spoils the effect somewhat:

Fense: This game is awesome.
Xan: That game sucks donkey balls.
Fense: Your mother sucks... oh wait....

:lol:



 :plus:  Yeah Teenage boys are great. I was one and my son is a few months off becoming one. :P
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2009, 02:14:13 PM »
Yo momma so fat she carries around a microwave like it's a beeper

Yo momma so fat she gotta hula hoop with Saturns rings.
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2009, 05:45:10 AM »
Your boy is turning 13 soon, Sir Les? You poor bugger Oh, the fun you will have!

Really though, most of the time I enjoy having that lunatic energy ricocheting around the place. When things get too noisy, I break out the earplugs. ;D
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2009, 12:10:47 AM »
Yo momma so fat, one day she wore a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her!

Yo momma is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Rose Bowl!

Yo momma so stupid, she's a member of WP!

Yo momma so old, she walked on water with Jesus Christ!

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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2009, 02:34:22 PM »
yo momma so fat even phlexor wouldnt fuck her  :soph:
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2009, 02:30:10 PM »
nice jokes
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2009, 07:44:00 PM »


Ummm...


I fucked your mom.


haha?
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Re: yo momma jokes
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2009, 08:13:58 AM »
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